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"Man, I can't believe it," Jeff says, "We pay those guys $10,000,000 to do that and give them movie contracts, and everything STILL goes wrong." "At least we tried," Colleen replies. We then see Blitz and Star happily returning with the autographed ball in hand, signed by both Dimitri and Arnold. "Well, I think Star and Blitz should go with the hurry-up offense here," William comments, "Only 15 seconds left in the half and ticking." Blitz then quickly gets the ball from Star, and throws a pass downfield to her. She makes the catch just as she goes out of bounds, at the J/C 30. "And now S/B are in field goal range after that beautiful spiral from Blitz," Mars says, "That was the most unoriginal play today, but if it works, it works." "And it seems we are going to have a special substitution!" William says, "In for Blitz to kick is Arnold!!" Arnold then cups his fist and raises cheers. Blitz then snaps the ball to Star the holder, and Arnold makes his approach. But, before he gets to kick the ball, Arnold slips and falls, but his arm reaches out and nails the ball. Arnold's muscles then send the ball flying upward, and right through the uprights. "And just when you think things are insane enough," William yells, "A movie star kicks, er, hits, a field goal with his hand from 47 yards out to give the team the lead, 15-13. This can't get any stranger." "Took the words right out of my mouth," Mars agrees, "Well, it's halftime here at Road Rover Super Bowl I: The Battle of the Couples!! And our score is Blitz and Star 15, Jeff and Colleen 13. We'll be right back after this commercial from No-Ad SunBlock.
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"Feeling better William?" asks Mars. 'Much," William agrees. "Well, now it's time to run down what you think will happen in the2nd half, as we open up William's Wacky Designs and Words Notebook," Mars announces, "What do you think that Jeff and Colleen should look out for in the 2nd half?" "Well," William replies, "I'd say vehicles and ice. As we take a look at our replay board, we see Star and Blitz's first touchdown on the snowmobile. On this play, Jeff showed poor technique when he failed to realize that the accelerate button was right near the football. He then missed it, and hit the button, with the snow mobile's only stoppage being the scoreboard, which is why it has been so durn hard to keep the score for you today!!" "That it has," Mars agrees. "But with vehicles Star and Blitz had 2 errors, the broken string and the backwards motor. As we take a look at the broken string incident, you can tell that maybe Blitz is moving a little too fast for Star." We then get a close-up of Star and see her shouting, panicking. "I'd say that that would be a safe bet," Mars agrees. "Well, this failure to communicate cost them good field position, so I'd think that they'd dump the vehicles," William says. "And what about the water?" Mars asks. "The water came out of nowhere, and it generated 9 points for Star and Blitz's team!!" William announces, "If I were them, I'd stick with it." 'And what do you think Star and Blitz should expect?" Mars asks. "The thing is that with Jeff and Colleen behind the reigns, you never know what to expect. I'd just stay cautious at all times and keep up the trickery, because you never know when those two will strike. And I also suggest that Blitz try his best not to be a football again." "Sound advice from a little man," Mars says, "We'll see what unfolds, after this commercial from the organazations sponsoring today's teams."
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"And now we are ready for the second half," Mars says, 'And boy do I feel better." "Me as well, Mars," William adds. Colleen then kicks the ball high up in the air, and Star falls under it at the 5. She then takes it up to the 30, where she is tackled. On their first offensive play, Blitz harmlessly hands off to Star for 3 yards. 2nd & 7 on the 33. On the next play, Blitz throws to Star for 6 yards. "And we have a key 3rd & 1 coming up for Star and Blitz," Mars says. Blitz then receives the ball, and throws over to where Star isn't. "Easy INT!!" Jeff says. e then catches the ball, but realizes that it is just an inflatable toy football, not the real thing. He then looks up, and sees Star catch the pass. She then runs until Colleen tackles her at the Jeff and Colleen 25-yard line. "Paid you back Jeffy!!" Blitz says. "No guy...ever calls me Jeffy!!!" Jeff mutters, 'It's payback time!" On the next play, Star runs for 3 more yards, and Jeff does nothing. "So it's 2nd & 7 Star and Blitz with only 22 yards to go for a touchdown!!!" Mars says. Blitz then gets the ball, and throws it where Star isn't again. At first Jeff thinks that it is fake, but then he looks at it more closely, and sees that it is the real thing! He then jumps up, and picks it off. "And Jeff makes a key interception!!" Mars announces. Blitz then tries to catch Jeff, but Jeff whacks the football at him, and Blitz falls down because of the ball's weight. Jeff then runs it all the way in for a touchdown!! He then spikes the heavy ball, and does a victory dance. Afterwards, he and Colleen decide to go for 1. Colleen kicks it straight through the uprights, giving Jeff and Colleen a 20-15 lead. After the kick is good, Jeff walks over to the right endzone, and sees a fan with a Coke. "Hey kid, can I have that Coke?" Jeff asks. 'Sure," the kid says, knowing that maybe Jeff will do something for him if he does. He then tosses Jeff the Coke, and a good bit hits the ground, but Jeff still gets the drink. Jeff then sets it down, takes off his jersey (he still has armpads and a t-shirt on underneath, no he's not stripping!!), and throws it to the kid. "Here you go!" Jeff says. "Thanks, man!" the kid says, "Wait until my friends see this!" Jeff then walks away happily, and gets another uniform to wear the rest of the game. Meanwhile, on the other sideline, Blitz is walking over to Star. "Hey Star," he greets. "Hi Blitz," Star says, "'sup?" "Well, I've been thinking," Blitz says, "and...well...how about this? If we win this game, will you marry me?" Star then drops her Gatorade she was drinking, and stares into Blitz's eyes. She then thinks for a few seconds, and says, "Of course." "Really?" Blitz asks. "Yes," Star says, "If we can prove to each other that we love each other enough to win this game, we probably should get hitched." The two then smile at each other, and head out on to the football field. The kickoff goes to Star at the 3. She gets a short return out to the 21. 79 yards to go until a touchdown. Then, on the first play, Star remembers her mind-controlling gun. "I'm not so sure if this will work on the football," Star tells Blitz, "But it worked on that snowman at Disneyland. It's worth a try." "Ok," Blitz says. The snap then goes to Blitz. As Colleen rushes him, he fires downfield. Star then tells the ball to fly over Jeff's outstretched hands right into hers. Jeff then jumps, and sure enough, the ball goes right to her. Jeff then falls, and Star has clear sailing to a touchdown. She then spikes the ball and dives into the crowd, as she has given her team a 21-20 lead. Then, Blitz and Star hug, and decide to go for 2, to make it a 3-point lead. Blitz takes the snap and runs left, while Star runs far to the right. Just when it seems that Blitz is going to run in, he fires back to Star. Star then dives and catches the ball gracefully, to make it 23-20 Star and Blitz. "And this game, just can't get any crazier!" William says. The ball then changes hands, as Arnold "hands"-off for the first time. The ball goes out of the end zone, giving Jeff and Colleen the ball on the 20. "Trick play #3," Colleen tells Jeff. "Ok," Jeff says, as he looks at his shirt. Colleen then takes the snap, and appears to fake it to Jeff. Instead, Jeff did get the ball, and put it in his shirt. Blitz and Star are both fooled by the play, and appear to sack Colleen for a loss. "No mercy!!!" Blitz says as he gets up from the sack. "No ball," Colleen says, showing her empty hands. They then race after Jeff, and Jeff eventually gets tired from the extra weight, and gets tackled at the 27. Not much happens on the next 3 plays though. With something else to play for, Star and Blitz suck it up and force Jeff and Colleen into 4th and 8. "Field goal!!!" Jeff and Colleen agree. "But, Jeffy, can you kick it?' Colleen asks. "Me leg is getting sore." "Alright," Jeff says, 'Hopefully I can tie this game up." "Good luck, Jeffy!!" Blitz says, on purpose to annoy him. Jeff stays calm though, runs up to the ball, and kicks it. It squeaks through, just as the 3rd quarter ends. "And so, after 3 quarters, we are even at Road Rover Super Bowl I!! Our score, Jeff and Colleen 23, Star and Blitz 23," Mars announces, "As the teams switch sides, we'll take a commercial break!!"
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"And we are back at Super Bowl I!!" William says, "Ahhhh, I feel so good now." ""You should, you've been holding it since the first quarter!!!" Mars says. "Well, that's enough talk about my bladder he size of a pineapple," William replies, "Back to the game now." "And once again Colleen will be kicking off to Blitz and Star," Mars remarks. The kick goes out of the endzone, giving Star and Blitz the ball on the 20. Nothing really exciting happened during the net few plays, so here's a rundown:
1st down on 20: Blitz 1-yard run. Tackle by Colleen
2nd down 9 on 21: Blitz 22-yard pass to Star Tackle by Jeff
1st down on 43: Star 11-yard run Tackle by Jeff
1st down on 46: Incomplete pass
2nd down 10 on 46: Blitz 7-yard pass to Star Tackle by Colleen
3rd down 3 on 39: Blitz sacked by Jeff Loss of 9 yards
"That's what you get again for calling me Jeffy!!" Jeff announces, as he poses over the fallen Blitz. Once Blitz gets up, he and Star decide to attempt the first punt of the game. 'We have no other choice," Star says, "If we don't, they could win." The snap then goes back to Star, who kicks it high, and watches as it bounces on the 5. "Fall on it, Blitz!!!!!!!" she shouts. Blitz then falls on it...on the 1-yard line!! "What a play by Star and Blitz!!!" William shouts, "Their togetherness was very much obvious on that play. And now, for Jeff and Colleen, it's 99 yards to the lead!!" Jeff and Colleen trot on the field, and then Jeff pulls out a container full of green liquid. 'Seen the movie Flubber?" Jeff asks. "Sure have, why?" Colleen asks. "Well, thanks to my ties with Disney, I was able to find out that Flubber isn't just something in the movies anymore, it's real!!! And here it is!!" "So?" Colleen asks. "So?!?!! SO!?!?!?! This stuff cold win us the championship. Here, let me demonstrate," Jeff explains. He then pours some of the liquid on to his shoe near the Coke, and calls for a play where he gets the ball on a run. Colleen then hands Jeff he ball, and he jumps into the air. When he hits the ground, he goes flying up into the air, high over everyone. As William and Mars rub their eyes, Jeff flips from one endzone to the other for a Jeff and Colleen touchdown. "And in play Flight 747, Jeff flies an astronomical 99 yards for a touchdown!!!! And Jeff and Colleen are up 6!!" They then definitely decide to go for the extra point, and the kick is good by Jeff. "And so, our score now, unbelievably, as time runs down, is Jeff and Colleen 30, Star and Blitz 23." "We have one more shot!!" Star says. "I know," Blitz replies, "But it may be our last!" Jeff's kickoff isn't good at all, it lands on the 17. Blitz then takes it all the way to the 40. The next play Blitz goes deep for Star, but overthrows. The next play Star picks up 5 yards, making it 3rd & 5, with 2:00 to go. "We're running out of time!!" Blitz says. "Just stick with it!!" Star says. The next play is a short pass to Star. She makes the catch, but is stopped 2 yards shy of a first down. "Now's the time!' Star says. The two then whistle, and out come two horses onto the field. As everyone, including Mars and William, sit there confused, Star and Blitz board the horses. "Down, set, hike!" Blitz says, as Star hikes him the ball from her horse. Jeff and Colleen then know nothing to do but chase after them. Blitz then throws the ball from his horse, but the throw is low. The ball, instead, hits Jeff in the head, bounces upwards, and is caught by Star!! Star then flies into the endzone aboard her trusty steed. to cut the deficit to 30-29. "That may not be a vehicle, but it still does the job!!" William says, "That's the craziest play I've seen in my career of broadcasting, but what's most important, it worked." Blitz and Star then get off their horses, and with :38 left, Blitz kicks one straight through to even the game at 30 all. "And we, are set, for one heck of an ending!!" Mars says, "As we gather our thoughts, here's two commercials. one from Barq's, the other from NHAF, or the Nation Horse Adopting Foundation.
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"And so, Star will kick off the ending to today's game!!" William announces. The kick sails high into the air, and is taken by Colleen with :38 left from the 6. She then swerves right, and seems to have found an opening. But Star tackles her harder than she ever has tackled anyone before, and out pops the ball. Star then picks it up, and runs to the end zone. As she runs to it, she sees Blitz smile, and smiles too. Then, just before she crosses the goalline, she holds the ball above her head, and Jeff swats it right out. Jeff then picks up the ball and heads the other way. Star then starts celebrating, thinking that she scored a touchdown, and thinks that the fans are screaming for her, but they aren't. Jeff then has Blitz to take on one-on-one. At first he is beating him, but Blitz catches up. Then, Jeff sees Blitz racing from behind, and the water from earlier right in front of him. He swerves to the right quickly, and watches as Blitz falls down. He is now all alone to win. Then, Star slips and falls in the spilled Coke. She then hears a fan's cry, "You didn't score!! You didn't score!!" and "Jeff has the ball!!" She then sees Jeff 80 yards down the field, racing to score. Helpless, she starts running, and takes a half-jump, right at the Flubber. The lubber then sends her flying into the air. Jeff, meanwhile is at the 10, when he sees Star flying towards him. He then runs as fast as he can, dives, and right as Star tackles him............................................................................he puts the ball across the goalline. "Jeff and Colleen win!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeff and Colleen win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" William says, as the crowd cheers and Mars and Blitz are too shocked to do anything. Then, seeing it fit to do something about this exciting game, the portable scoreboard the refs operated read:
Jeff & Colleen 36
Blitz & Star 30
0:00 4th Q
We then jump to the postgame celebration room, where Jeff and Colleen are celebrating, raising the best couple award trophy. Then, Star and Blitz enter. "How does a rematch sound?" Star asks. "Sure," Jeff replies, we always could have a Super Bowl II. And you guys played great." "Thanks, Blitz replies, "But could you find it in your hearts to share the trophy with us?" "Of course not!!" Colleen says. "Yeah, it's our trophy, baby!!!!!" Jeff says. Blitz and Star then dejectedly leave the room. "Well, we didn't win," Blitz says. "No, we didn't," Star replies, "But the reason we lost was my jubilation at the thought of us being together, forever," Star replies, "It was the best I felt in my entire life, and I'd love to feel it again." "Then, will you marry me?' Blitz asks. Star then thinks for a moment, smiles, and happily replies "Yes, most definitely, yes."
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