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"Can we eat at Chunky Wunky?" Exile asks, "Then we can buy all 25 of the Super Fruit Heroes!! There's Chuckie Cherry, Gerald Grape, and the one who likes to Hawaiian dance, Phil Pineapple, and the one who's from Florida, Opey Orange, and Petunia Peach from Georgia, and on and on and on and on!!" "Has Chunky Wunky had much business lately?" Hunter asks. "I think so," Exile replies. "That suprises me," Hunter replies, "But don't you think that we would make better action figures than the Super Fruits?" Exile then thinks for a second, and then says a definite "No!!! Let's go!!" Hunter finally gives up, and stops at Chunky Wunky for breakfast. We then zoom ahead to when the Rovers are taking their breakfasts, after they ordered them of course. We then see Exile hurriedly digging through his bag for his Super Fruit. He then pulls out Kauai Kiwi. "Kauai!!" Exile says, hugging the little Kiwi figure, "I love his surfer accent." Hunter then mimmicks Kauai, "Hey dude, I like, need a, um, surfboard, so I can, um like, go surfing?" "That's a good mimmick comerade," Exile replies, giving him a thumbs-up. Hunter then whispers, "That guy definetly won't get an Emmy." Hunter then starts to pull out his smiley-face pancake, when Exile grabs the bag away from him, to find his Super Fruit. "Hey, it's mine!!" Hunter whines, as the two start grabbing at the bag, until the bottom rips open. Exile then sees that he got the villain, Captain Calorie. Exile then starts laughing, "Go ahead, take Captain Calorie!" he taunts. Hunter then madly picks up Captain Calorie, and says, "Let's go." We then see the two back in the UFO, still in their Rover In Black suits of course. Hunter is then seen on the phone, while Exile flies the plane. "But we really need your help!" Hunter whines into the phone, "Besides which is going to get better ratings, Independence Day or Carpool?" We then see what is on the other side of the line, as we see a lady talking on the phone with Hunter at a reception desk. Above her are 3 letters: H B O "Sorry," she says, "But we cannot make a scheduling change so quick." "Ok," Hunter says, hanging up the phone. Then, back on the plane, Hunter and Exile begin discussing a plan. "So, what should we do?" Hunter asks. "Well, we have to find some way to torture those annoyingst ailens," Exile says. "Then maybe we could use these," Hunter replies. He then pulls up a bag, and pulls out two ailen costumes. "Heh, this is easier done than said! What if they don't fall for it?" Exile asks, as he slips on his costume. "I think you got it backwards, Ex," Hunter replies. "Whatever," Exile replies. "At any rate," Hunter adds, "These ailens don't seem all that smart. They cry after watching Independence Day and get their torture plans from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Talk about you lack of imagination!" "Yeah, kinda like this script!" Exile jokes. Of course he's joking, if I came up with Super Fruits, I must have a large imagination. Hunter then backs me up, "Hey, if he came up with Super Fruits, he must have a large imagination!" Thanks for the support Hunter. "True," Exile replies, "But look ahead!" Hunter then sees, through his ailen costume, the ailen's mother ship pulling them in. "I would not have predicted this," Hunter says. "You don't predict much do you?" Exile asks sarcasticaly. "I'm not a betting man," Hunter replies, smiling. The Rovers then enter the ship, though they don't want to, since it is not under their control. Suddenly, the ship stops, and they hear a series of vibrations against the side of their ship. "We're being attacked!" Exile screams, hiding under his seat. Suddenly, the vibrations cease, and Hunter and Exile begin moving again. Then, on the computer, they see the words "Access Granted." "Phew," Exile says, "I was scared like little doggy being attacked by giant monster!" "Okay...sorta," Hunter replies. The ship then stops again, and the doors automatically open. "They must have a set of our keys," Hunter replies. Then, when the two exit, Hunter looks around, and sees ailens, similar to his and Exile's costumes, everywhere. And I don't mean just in some places, I mean everywhere! "It's a colony!!" Exile proclaims, as the two gasp in fear. "Well, they didn't come to Earth without an army," Hunter replies, "We'll just have to sick this thing on 'em," he says, pointing to the Independence Day videotape. "But will it stop them?" Exile asks. "We have to believe," Hunter says, as the Angels in the Outfield music plays and he flaps his paws up and down, smiling. "Noteski to Hunter: This isn't heaven," Exile retorts. "It's the opposite," Hunter replies, as the Rovers head to the center of the ship. As they near the center, they see a dome-shaped building colored pitch black against the eerie teal backdrop. "Maybe we can foil their plan there," Hunter says, as the two continue towards it. Inside, we see 3 ailens at a control center, monotoring the two, what they believe to be, ailens. They then see the two bang on the door, and sees one pull out a gun. It is Hunter's exploding tennis ball gun. Then, in some weird ailen dialect, he says something to another ailen, who is blue instead of yellow. Suddenly, the blue ailen hits a button and a orange ray exits the center, and flies right at Hunter's gun! Hunter and Exile then watch as the gun melts to the ground, and what is left is just a simple pile of ashes. Suddenly, five blue ailens pop out at Hunter, and grab him. Hunter then removes his mask, "Exile, help me!" Exile then tries to freeze the ailens, but misses them, and freezes the door they closed instead. He then tries to open it, but his powerful freeze locked it shut. He then tries to pull it open with his super strength, but fails as well. "Bolshoi, my freeze must be made of industrial strength Elmer's Glue!" Exile says, rubbing his eyes, "What a day." He then hears Hunter's voice, more frantic than usual. "Exile, run as far away from here as you can!!" he says. "But what..." Exile starts, but Hunter replies, "You know me. I'll be fine." As Hunter's voice trails off, Exile remarks, "Not too egotistical," as he runs off to his plane. But, when he arrives there, he discovers that there is no plane. Instead is a number of ailens standing there, investigating the spot. Exile then runs away from there, and winds up on a block of ailen houses. He then finds a old broken-down house, and quickly runs into the house so he isn't seen. At least quick for Exile that is. He then scampers in, and finds a large pile of hay, and a ladder to a loft upstairs. As Exile begins to hear running footsteps behind him, he notices that they aren't human or dog. They are much lighter steps, steps of an ailen. Exile then dives in the pile of hay just as the ailens enter the house. They then search around, upstairs and down, but see no Exile. So, they quickly head to the next house. Exile then peeks out of the hay, but then falls back down into it, realizing how exhausted he really is. He then quickly falls asleep in it, and sleeps for what seems forever. We then go back up to where Hunter is, and we see the ailens hard at work. As Hunter lays there looking around, trying to see what is going on, the ailens are working at a control panel, punching in foreign codes and talking in foreign languages. Suddenly, Hunter feels a sensation come over his body, as the ailens move away from him. He then sees a large flash of light, and abruptly closes his eyes. He then opens them again, and he finds himself on a spaceship in space! "What happened?" Hunter asks himself, rubbing his eyes. He then looks out the front window, and he sees the sun in front of him, with the plane flying helplessly towards it at a slow speed. Hunter then starts blinking his eyes, and then sees an ailen in front of him. "You are headed to the sun," the ailen remarks, "Your death will be very painful, and slow!" Hunter then begins to chase after the ailen, but suddenly, the ailen disappears. "Another unexpected twist," Hunter says, staring at the space where the ailen once was, "Bummer!!" Hunter then heads to the front of the plane, and tries his hardest to alter the course of the plane. "There's no need for this," Hunter says, removing his costume. He then tries, but fails. "Too bad the other Rovers are on a mission," Hunter says, "We could really use their help." He then sits in the pilot's chair and watches helplessley as the plane continues to near the blazing sun.
10 Hours Later
We then return to the house that Exile is in, and see the hay pile that Exile was sleeping in. We then see his head pop out of the pile, as he groggilly stretches his pws in the air. He then sees a needle on his elbow, and pulls it out. "Well, if finding Hunter is like finding a needle in a haystack," Exile says, "This must be a good sign!" Exile then starts to walk to the door of the house to look outside for ailens, but then notices the ladder leading to the loft upstairs. "Maybe I should check it out!" he says, as he heads toward the ladder. He then climbs up it, removes his mask, and peeks over the top. There he sees another pile of hay similar to the one downstairs, and a scratched-up sofa. He then searches around, and, he hears voices from behind the sofa. And, let alone, behind it, he finds Elvis Presley and a much older Amelia Earnhardt! "Elvis? Amelia?" Exile asks, lookingg quisically at the two. "Yah, and what's your name hound dog?" Elvis asks. "Me comerades call me Exile," Exile replies, "But me bestest comerades call me Ex!" "Well hello Exile," Emilia says, shaking his hand, "Good to see a new face around here after so much time." "But," Exile adds, "Everyone thinks you two are dead!" "They do?" Exile replies, "That would make a great song. Y'know (to the tune of "Hound Dog")
Ain't nothin' but a rumor,
'Cause Amelia and I aren't dead!"
"Don't quit your day job," Exile replies, "Sing, don't write." "So what significance do you have to the world?" Amelia asks. "I'm a Road Rover!!" Exile exclaims, "A dog who was transformed into a half-human half-dog hero who helps protect the world. I'm from Russia!" "Isn't that near where the Beatles came from?" Elvis asks. "Who?" Amelia asks. "No, they came from England," Exile replies. "Who?" Amelia asks again. "Nevermind," Exile says, "But why have you two never tried to escape? You know how much the American public would love to see you two again?" "If we could get out of here," Elvis says, "We would." "Got any ideas?" Amelia asks. "Um...no," Exile replies, slumping down on the sofa. "And you wonder why we haven't escaped," Amelia says, frustrated. "Is there anything we can do, hound dog?" Elvis asks. "Well, I do have a plane waiting," Exile replies, "But those ailens." "True," Elvis replies. "I mean, they can burn things with one little button!" Exile shouts, "That's scariski!" "What are you, Polish?" Amelia asks, "Everything is 'ski." "Oy," Exile says, "I don't think I can survive here one more minute! I'm going to free myself from these ailen devils!!" Exile then runs down the ladder, puts his mask back on, and walks out of the house, ready to figure out how to free himself from living forever with the two lost icons and from living in fear of the ailens. "Now, the difficult question," Exile tells himself, "What to do." He then thinks for a minute, and then says, "Back to the planski!" as he runs off to the plane. We then see Exile inside the plane, searching for something. We then see him open a compartment in the back of the plane, and his eyes open wide when he looks inside. He then pulls out Jeff's shrinking gun. He decides to bring it, just in case. He then continues looking for another weapon, and finds a little steel ball buried between the weapons. "This'll stop 'em!" Exile says, pulling it out. He then quickly moves back to the central area where Hunter disappeared. Meanwhile, up on the plane, Hunter is beginning to let the pressure of the situation get to him. We see him running around crazily, grabbing at the walls, and then slumping down in a corner, frustrated, as the plane continues to near the sun. "I need help," Hunter whines, "If there's anyway, please Exile, please help me!!" We then go back down to Exile, and see him quickly heading to the central area, with the gun in hand. He then remembers what happened to Hunter, that they caught him right before they went inside, so he decides to go ahead and fire a shot at the central area, to shrink it and everyone inside. However, the blast misses the house, and hits Amelia and Elvis' house!! "It's funny how things work out sometime," Exile remarks, chuckling. But then, a similar blast exits the center as the one that melted Hunter's, and, yep, it melts the gun. Exile then looks at the ashes that was once Jeff's gun. "Oh boy!!" Exile says, "If Jeff returns, I'm going to get it!" Suddenly, Exile finds himself surrounded by the same blue ailens. He then attempts to freeze the ailens, but it does them no harm. The ailens then pull Exile into the central area. Exile then realizes, as he is pulled inside the house, that he still has the bomb in his pocket! He then reaches for it, but pulls out Kauai Kiwi instead. He then pulls out the little steel ball. He then realizes a way to trick the ailens. He places the ball inside Kauai's mouth, and holds it in hand as he figures out where he should place it. He then sees a small mouse hole in the wall, and throws the fruit into the hole. It lands safely inside it, with the ball still inside his mouth. Exile then is placed onside a bed, and watches as the ailens begin to work at a control area. Suddenly, he feels a sensation come over his body, and closes his eyes. He then opens them looking straight into the eyes of his buddy, Hunter. "Exile!" Hunter greets, happily. "Hunter, comerade!" Exile says, "Where are we?" "In a plane headed helplessly to the sun," Hunter replies. "Well, maybe we'll have to spear our lives to destroy these ailens," Exile replies. "What do you mean?" Hunter asks. "I placed a secret bomb in their central area," Exile replies, "It goes kablooey in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..." We then see the bomb destroy the central area, and then see the rubble causing mass destruction throughout the spaceship. The ship then falls down, down, down, until it falls into a lake, specifically Lake Erie. Then, out of nowhere, we see the Power Rover, with the other Road Rovers inside. With Buddy flying the plane, we see him sweep down and fire a blast at the ship. The ship then explodes completely because of Buddy's blast. Buddy then lands beside the ship, and stops so he can say, "To the power of the pack..." "AARRRRRRROOOO!!" all the Rovers say, besides Hunter and Exile of course, as Buddy then takes off again, and the Power Rover leads the twice victorious Road Rovers home. Suddenly, up on the ship, with Exile crying into his paws and Hunter looking nervous as the plane continues to near the sun. But suddenly, they find themselves on the ground, watching the Power Rover fly off, and see rubble all around them. Removing his costume, Exile says, "The ship!! It's kaputski!! And we're free!!" "I don't know how," Hunter says, "But, we are free aren't we?" "Maybe since the ship blew up, they lost control over the ship, and we became free!" Exile replies. "That's probally it," Hunter says, "And it looks like our Rover friends helped us out!" "I'm so happy!!" Exile shouts, hopping around, towards Hunter, "I just want to hug...someone besides you," he says. "Aw thanks Exile, that was sweet!" Hunter replies. "We better get back to the plane," Exile adds, "We may have yet another mission to complete!" "Right!" Hunter says, "Let's go!" The two then enter the plane, and, sure enough, there is a message waiting from the IRN. Hunter then reads it, and it goes like this:
UFO Spotted Over Washington, D.C.
A UFO has been reported over the capitol of the United States of America. Apparently, it is a smaller UFO that left the large UFO that collapsed near Cleveland, Ohio only minutes ago. It is headed to the home of Hunter's master, the White House!! Please arrive here as soon as you can.
"My master is in trouble!!" Hunter says. "What else is new," Exile replies, shrewdley. "We've got to go help him," Hunter says. "You aren't a Republican, are you?" Exile asks. Hunter, ignoring his comments, looks out the front window, and sees a road sign reading "Cleveland, 10 miles." "We are near Cleveland, so this is the problem. The UFO exploded, but a smaller ship escaped and headed to Washington!" Hunter says. "That's about the size of it," Exile replies. "Then we're off to Washington!" Hunter says, as he starts up the plane and heads quickly to Washington to help out his Master and the rest of those political guys and gals (to be "politicaly correct"). We then head to Washington, where we see the UFO continuing to near Mr. Clinton's residental digs. Inside the White House, we see a ton of reporters ("You cannot stop the power of the press!") asking the president questions about the mysterious UFO and the crashed UFO in the midwest. A lady with a microphone reading "News Channel 6" asks the president,
"Mr. President, does this UFO have anything to do with the crashed UFO in the midwest?" "We believe so," the president replies with his southern fried accent, "Apparently this smaller UFO escaped from the larger ship before it exploded. But help is on the way!!" "Who's helping out?" another press member asks. "The Road Rovers," the president replies. We then see the Rovers coming up to the UFO. Hunter then parks the plane on top of the UFO, so they won't be noticed by the large ship. He and Exile then unbuckle their seat belts, and begin to discuss a plan. "So, Exile," Hunter replies, "Got any bright ideas?" "Yah," Exile replies, "Let's blow this ship to pieces and save the capitol of the United States, your home country, from these evil ailen bad guys!" "Easier said than done," Hunter replies, "And not done than said. Well, how are you going to pull it of?" Exile then runs back to the plane, and opens the compartment, and looks at his, Hunter's, and the lost Rovers' guns. "Uh, Exile," Hunter says. "Yah comerade?" Exile asks, still searching for the right gun. "I think this is against the Road Rover rulebook," Hunter says. "Where?" Exile asks. Hunter then pulls out his rulebook, and turns to a page. "There it is!! Item #1457: