The Story Continues!! You're Reading To The Power of the Pack...Part 2!


But, before it starts...

BOY AM I STUPID!! During the last story I said that Julia was an Australian Sheepdog because there was no such thing as an Australian Sheperd. But there is such a thing as an Australian Shepherd. :-) Here's a picture of what Julia looks like. I'll let you choose the one you like the best.

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Ok, now that that's taken care of, IT'S STORY TIME!!!

Part 2 continues right where Part 1 left off...

"Home?" Jeff asks, "You mean Royal Dog Island!! Finally!! I'll be able to talk with Exile, take on Buddy at basketball..." "No son," Atilna replies, "That may be your home, but it isn't ours." "Then where are you from, and why aren't you on Earth with us?" Jeff asks. "It's more like where are we from," Sherri replies, "Even though you weren't born there, you're as much a part of it as us." "But were you born there?" Jeff asks. "Yes," Sherri replies, "Before the war broke out (remember that war that was during Masked K9? That's what she means), we were born there. But when the war began, we followed our parents down to Earth. It was only natural that we return home some day." "So you, er, we're, from outer space?" Jeff asks. "Yes," Atilna replies, "Far, far away on Planet Caninus. They named it after the royal family, or us," he says smiling. "Ok, ok, so we're some ailen species thingy that came to Earth, I can believe that, BUT, there is one thing that puzzles me," Jeff replies. "What's that?" Atilna asks. "When and why did you leave Colleen, Mars, and I?" Jeff asks, very curious. Atilna then starts to answer, but Sherri says, "I'll explain. We never wanted to leave you son, but there wasn't much we could do about it. Our friend, who we understand you have met, or at least his ghost, and your son's namesake Garrett died during the explosion that General Parvo set. His attempt was to take our lives, but he did take one of the best search dogs in the world from us." "He was like Zazu is to Mufasa to you, right?" Jeff asks. "Yes," Sherri says, continuing, "However, we searched high and low, and sent out international decrees rewarding any dog that could find you with a thousand dog bones and a seat in the Royal Council. But, there was a bigger crisis back on our home planet that we had to take care of first, so we returned there, and as we left, somehow, so did every memory of the existence of any type of Royal Dog. We figure it was some kind of mental thing that told dogs at birth that we were their king and queen that vanished when we left the planet." "Well we're off Earth now..." Jeff says, but Sherri interrupts. "We are," she replies, "But the queen isn't." "That's right," Jeff replies, "So we can't leave the planet together until..." "Garrett becomes king," Atilna replies, "Which will happen on the day after he marries. And you know how that will happen, right?" "Sure do!" Jeff replies, "I get out those lazer thingys and give him and his wife powers and then we put Garrett's lifesaver like thingy on the girl and the girl's lifesaver like thingy on Garrett, and, ta da, they're gonna marry!!" Then, in a southern accent, Jeff says, "It's betrothment and I helped!" Atilna and Sherri clap. "So smart," Sherri says. "Thanks," Jeff replies, "So, where are we headed, what are we doing, and, does it involve food?" "Food?" Atilna replies. "Yes, I've lived on a menu of fish and snow cones for almost half a year now!" Jeff exclaims, "I'd do anything for a 1/2 pound cheeseburger grilled to perfection about now." The three then all together say "Mmmm mmmm." "You'll have those in time," Atilna replies. "Cool," Jeff says, "But can you answer one question I have?" "What?" Atilna asks. "Why are you taking me home?" "You have a lot to learn about our history before you go raising a son," Sherri replies, "You can tell him about your life, but you need more than that to tell him about. You need to know about your family's history. We don't want our children to grow up not knowing anything about drok history. Even though you had Garrett to guide you through the basics, you need more. But it won't be one boring history lesson up there. First off I'd like to introduce you to a very special drok back on Caninus." "And who might that be?" Jeff asks. "Your cousin," Sherri replies, "Glenn." "GLENN?!?!?!" Jeff shouts, "BUT I THOUGHT..." "No, you've got it all wrong son," Atilna replies. Jeff looks at him confused. "That Glenn back on Earth is an imposter," Atilna exclaims. "Really?" Jeff asks. "Yes," Sherri replies, "He was very clever with his knowledge of our history and everything. The truth is he lived up on our planet but was always causing trouble. But he did have one strong point, his knowledge of drok history. But one day, he went down to Earth and took advantage of your every mistake, and almost seised the thrown. But thanks to your Road Rover friends, our family is back in control." Suddenly, a video screen pops up to Jeff's left, and he sees Colleen showing Garrett to the Road Rovers. "Is this live?" Jeff asks. "As live as live can be," Atilna replies, "We have these cameras hooked up around headquarters where we follow you around. But we don't air it on TV or anything. We just like to keep track of how our two boys are doing," he says, giving Jeff a nudge. "Good," Jeff replies, "I don't want to be on no Jeffrey Show!" "Don't worry," Sherri replies, "You're not." Suddenly, the plane leaves the Earth's atmosphere. "Goodbye home," Jeff says, as Earth gets smaller and smaller, until it becomes just a speck in the window. "Looks like a marble from here," Jeff replies, "And it all looks so peaceful. How fast does this thing go anyway?" he says, turning to his father, who is flying the plane. "Pretty durn fast!" he says, "You might want to buckle your seatbelt." Jeff, then talking like an airplane pilot, says, "Buzzzzz, this is your passenger speaking, seat belt fastened, ready to roll!" "If you say so," Atilna replies, as he hits a lever. Suddenly, the plane zooms out of sight across the screen. All we can hear is Jeff saying, "Way cool!"

Tuesday, June 23rd
In a far away place

As we zoom in from the date update, we see three planets gently circling around a star like our sun. Suddenly, we see a plane flying towards the middle planet, which is covered by two continents, one in the north and one in the south, and one big ocean that seperates the two. "Home, sweet home," Atilna says. "And the locals will be buzzing to see who we brought back!" Sherri says, turning to Jeff, who is bundled up with blankets sleeping in the back. "They sure will, honey, they sure will," Atilna replies, as the plane enters Caninus' atmosphere. The jolting and knocking wakes Jeff up. "What's going on? Where am I?" Jeff asks. "Hello son," Sherri says, turning to him. "Oh yeah, I forgot for a second," Jeff replies, yawning. "6 AM back home," he remarks, "Hope Garrett, Colleen, Star, Blitz, Mars, and Rango have a big breakfast waiting for them." "I'm sure they will," Sherri replies, "But you definetly will fill that tummy." "Good," Jeff replies, "I'm so hungry I could eat a cat." Suddenly, Jeff's stoumach growls. "More like a mountain lion," Sherri replies. Jeff smiles. Suddenly, the knocking and beating ends, and Jeff and Sherri look out the window at the land below them. "Nice place," Jeff says, marveling at the mountains and beach and seeing young droks playing in the nearby ocean. "Are we the only species here on Caninus?" Jeff asks. "Yes sir," Sherri replies, "It's just us. We control the place." "What about the two planets between this one," Jeff asks. "Uninhabited," Sherri replies, "One's too hot, one's too cold. Your great great great grandfather tried to set up a colony on the one closest to the sun, but it failed. He was a great leader." "That's cool," Jeff replies, "Can't wait to hear all these stories about all our family has done. But Colleen's family was royal too, wasn't it?" Sherri then starts crying. "What is it mom?" Jeff asks. "Colleen's parents died," she explains. "Really?" Jeff asks, "Who killed them?" "An it did," Sherri replies, "On our way back home from Earth, we collided into a large asteroid. Rich fell asleep at the controls late at night, and we flew right into one. Our plane wasn't only damaged, but the lives of Rich and Serda were taken as well. They were at the front of the plane, so they got the worst of the collision. We were at the back, so we just suffered a few injuries. We barely made it home." "Is that why Garrett told me that both of our parents were dead?" Jeff asks, concerned. "Yes," Sherri replies, "If he would've told you that we were alive, Colleen would be heartbroken to find out that her parents weren't living. So try not to discuss about or with us around her." "I'll try," Jeff replies, "I mean, I want my wife to be happy more than anybody else." Sherri then smiles, wiping away a tear. "You're just like we were at your age," Sherri says, "Those were the days." Suddenly, the plane lands, and a large crowd surrounds them. "Welp, we're home," Atilna says, and, seeing the crowd that has gathered to greet them home, he says, "Obviously." "Do they know about me coming home?" Jeff asks. "Definetly no," Sherri replies, "We just told them that we were going away for a few days. It's a suprise." Suddenly, Sherri and Atilna stand up, and walk to the door. They then peek out, and wave at the crowd that is welcoming them home. A stairway is then pulled up to the door, leading them out. Jeff then timidly follows behind, and the crowd gasps as he exits the plane. "I knew I should've got that haircut," Jeff says, thinking the crowd is disgusted with him, but suddenly, they start cheering even louder than they cheered for Sherri and Atilna. "Guess it's a fashion," Jeff replies. Suddenly, droks with cameras pop up in front of him with tv cameras, cameras, and microphones. However, 3 large german shepherd droks block their progress. Suddenly, another German Shepherd drok walks up to the two, with a stand and a microphone for Atilna, Sherri, and Jeff to talk in to. "Hello citizens of Caninus!" Atilna exclaims. The crowd cheers happily. "I see you recognize this fella," Sherri says, patting Jeff on the shoulders. She then continues, "Jeff, as you all know, is the Royal King of all Dogs down on Earth. He helps settle problems inflicting the dog race and trouble makers inside it. He is here to learn about our family's history, our species' history, and to meet his extenned family. And let us not forget the new prince, his son, Garrett. Here he is, the King of all dogs on Earth, Jeff. The crowd then applauds as Jeff steps forward and starts speaking into the microphone. "I just have one thing to say, er, ask," Jeff says, as the crowd listens in intently, "Do you have any good burger joints here?" The crowd then laughs. Then, one voice above the others, says, "Try Lucillia's. They grill them to perfection." Then, Sherri steps forward, and says, "Thanks for your opinion Glenn. You'll have plenty of time to do that stuff later." Jeff then looks out into the audience, and unmistakably sees Glenn, a greyhound like himself, though a little younger. Beside him are a male Shetland Sheepdog and a female that has no distinctive breed, but looks like some kind of Terrier Mix. The three then wave to Jeff, and he waves back. "Looks like I have someone to get to know," Jeff says away from the microphone, as his mother starts to talk about the danger Jeff survived in the wild over the past 5 months, but not failing to mention the courageous actions of his friends, especially his brother Mars and his wife Colleen over the time. Why aren't we listening in? You'll find out next season, HINT HINT =-) Sorry if I'm scaring you, but my teachers said that to me all the time this year when they were trying to coax us into studying all night. I didn't buy it. Well, what was I doing? Oh yeah, I was writing a story, right! Ok...now, back to it, yeah. Wait, where did I leave off? This is going nowhere pretty fast...ummmmm...oh yeah, when Jeff walks off as his mother talks about the things they've done, DUH! Back to the story, finally (if you weren't amused by this last segment you aren't alone. Ah hah! There! I made you laugh! =-) ):
Jeff then stops for a second as his mother finishes, and as she does, the two follow Jeff on a line out once again being blocked off from screaming droks by German Shepherd droks. "Mom," Jeff says, "Why do we, droks, look so much like dogs? And why are we the same breeds as them?" "The eternal question," Atilna says, "I'll answer it. You had to answer a tuffie earlier." "Thanks," Sherri replies. "A long time ago the inhabitants of this planet looked nothing like droks," Atilna explains, "They were purple colored ailens, but had dog qualities, such as tails and a great sense of smell. Then, one day, they received a bulletin, on this planet, which was then called Trasile (yup!! That's what the guard drok called it in Masked K9! Nothing gets by me, ha ha ha ha ha!), urging them to come to Earth to help dogkind in an extreme emergency. When they went to Earth, they endured physical changes, making them more doglike, but they still looked more ailen than half human half dog. But, when one of those ailens married a dog on Earth, their child, that we have forever known as Lucas, became a drok. So, when the ailen species bred with the dog species, we began. That is your first history lesson." Jeff then looks stunned. "Overcome by this?" Atilna asks, curious. "Nope," Jeff replies, "Just shocked that a dog would marry a purple...ailen...thingy." "Let's just be glad the dog did son, let's just be glad it did," Atilna replies, as the three head towards a large castle, that Jeff seems to remember from somewhere. Sherri, if almost reading his mind, says, "That's where we live. It's a re-creation of where you spent your first day, where you were born." "I thought I knew it from somewhere," Jeff replies, as the three enter the castle. "Can I get some sleep?" Jeff asks, "I know that I'm about to learn a ton of stuff that I never knew before, so could I give my brain an insy, tinsy, little rest?" "Of course son," Atilna replies. He then points to a room to his left, "A bed's waiting for you in there. Go and rest." Jeff says, "Thanks," as he leaves his parents for the time-being to catch up on some zzzzzzzzs.

1:00 PM Royal Dog Island Time

We then see Jeff, locked up in a cell, struggling to get out. Suddenly, he sees his wife, Colleen, his brother Mars, Star, and Garrett, in the hands of cano-mutants. He then looks to his left and starts to hear a voice speaking. "Jeffrey? Have you had enough sleep?" it asks. Jeff then opens an eye, and sees his mom with a plate of crackers and cheese that she brought in for him. "I'm ok, mom," Jeff replies, "But I just had the strangest dream. It had Colleen, Mars, and Garrett in it..." "Can't keep your mind off them, even when you can't control it," Sherri remarks, "Just relax. They're fine down on Earth. And I promise to have your lessons complete and have you back on Earth by 11:59 June 30th, or the minute before your birthday." "Thanks mom," Jeff says, "But still, it was weird. We were all locked up in this room, and Star was there too, and I was in a cell, and they were held back by cano-mutants. Then, when I was about to find out who the villain was, I woke up." "Definetly weird," Sherri replies, "You still look tired." "Forget look, I am!!" Jeff exclaims. "Then get your rest," Sherri replies, "We're having dinner at 7 with Glenn and his buds." "Where? At some $300 an entree restaraunt in elegant Caninus City?" Jeff asks. "Nope," Sherri replies, "Lucilla's, nearest one. I guess we don't necessariy fit the definition of eating royally." "I don't blame you," Jeff replies, "Caviar, or cheeseburgers?" "Good point," Sherri says, as she leaves Jeff, and he closes his eyes and goes back to sleep.



7:00 PM
Planet of Caninus, Lucilla's Burgers & More

As we see a Lucilla's in front of us, we then see Glenn and his two friends walking into the fast food restaraunt together, talking together and feeling nervous about meeting the king of all doghood on Earth. "I mean, he can't be much different from me," Glenn says. "In that case we better run for cover," the Terrier mix says, as we notice something special about her, she is missing a leg. "Ha ha, very funny Cricket," Glenn says, "So, shall we?" The three then enter the restaraunt, and spot Jeff and his parents sitting down and eating a burger and fries each. However, Sherri and Atilna stop when the three walk in, and wave to the three others. "Jeff, let's give you a formal introduction," Sherri says, as the three others walk up to them. "This is Dervish," Sherri says, pointing to the Shetland Sheepdog. "Pleased to meet you, Jeffrey," Dervish says, doing a little bow. Jeff then blushes, and says, "Please call me Jeff. Cool name by the way." Then, Cricket, the terrier mix dog walks up, and Sherri says, "This is Cricket." "Pleased to meet you...Jeff, but could I call you Jeffy?" she asks. "Here we go again," Jeff says. "Huh?" Cricket asks. "Nothing," Jeff replies, "If you want to call me that, go ahead." "Thanks...Jeffy," Cricket adds. "No prob," Jeff replies. "And here he is, your cousin, Glenn," Sherri says. The two then shake hands, and Jeff says, "How ya doing?" Suddenly, Glenn gives Jeff a slap on the back, and says, "I've missed you." "We've never seen each other before!" Jeff exclaims. "Oh yeah, duh," Glenn says. "Genius boy strikes again," Cricket adds. "So what do you guys do?" Jeff asks, "Anything super duper extra special." "Well, nothing like what you do," Dervish says, "But we do have a band." "YOU GUYS HAVE A BAND?!?!?!?!" Jeff asks/exclaims. "Yeah," Cricket adds, "We've got our fans. Though how few they are, they're still out there." "What kind of music do you play?" Jeff asks, now a little calmer. "All kinds!" Dervish exclaims, "But a warning. We just hear what you guys bring back, and since we haven't sent many droks down to Earth in the last 10 years or so, well, most of it...is..." "80s music?" Jeff asks. "Somewhat..." Glenn says. Jeff holds his nose. "But we do play some 70s," Glenn adds. "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about," Jeff says, as he hums "Disco Inferno" and does a few disco moves, and nearby patrons laugh at his moves. "Earthlings," Cricket says, smirking. As Jeff stops with a "Yeah!" Glenn says, "Looks like you like to have fun. That's good. You'll fit right in with us." "Yeah," Jeff says, "But I never really have time to. As a Rover our priorites are saving the world and then fun, but when you have ruling the world of dogs to do too, there's almost no time." "Then we'll probally be one big sugar rush to you," Cricket replies, "But you'll get used to it...hopefully." "But what do you mean, used to it?" Jeff asks. "Did you tell him?" Glenn asks. Sherri and Atilna then shake their heads "No." Atilna then says, "Son, how'd you like to go on a 5-day tour with these guys?" "Sure!" Jeff shouts, "That'd be awesome!" Atilna then motions for him to stop for a second, and then says, "You still will need to some lessons in our history before you return home..." "But you can do that in the 2 days before you head home," Sherri says, "The most important thing you need right now is a break from responsibility. You need to have some fun. You know, spice up your life." "Please, please, don't say those words together mom," Jeff says. "Huh?" Atilna, Cricket, Dervish, and Glenn ask. "Modern day band, the Earth's answer to the Delirious Doghouse." "Egad!" Dervish says. "That band is like listening to a cat meow at night when you're trying to sleep!" Cricket exclaims, "ANNOYING AS HECK!" "You got that right," Jeff replies, "Luckily I, and you, live away from them. Headquarters and Planet Caninus are a dog's paradise, no cats. But...I'd really like to taste one, some day. But speaking of taste, before I go on this road trip, could I please do something?" "What?" the other 5 ask. Jeff, hugging his stoumach and talking like a baby, says, "Finish my bur-ger." "Sure son," Atilna says, as Jeff sits down and continues eating, and the other three get in line to get their food.

8:00 PM
Still at Lucilla's

We then see two figures leaving the Lucilla's, and zooming in, we recognize them as Jeff's parents. We then see the 4 others, including Jeff, finishing up their dinners. As Jeff finishes, the 4 get up, throw away their stuff, and Glenn says, "That was scrumptious." "Definetly," Cricket says. "Finally I got some food in my belly," Jeff says, "Besides fish and snow cones that is." "That's cool," Cricket says. "So, shall we?" Glenn asks. "Does he always say this?" Jeff asks. "Too much," Cricket replies, "It's his phrase I guess. Like mine is "Glenn!!!" "What am I, problem cousin?" Glenn asks. Dervish and Cricket stare back at him, answering the question in a glare. "Ok ok, youu can poke fun of me, make fun of me, and everything else," Glenn says, "But please, back me up tonight. We're playing in front of the biggest crowd we've ever played in front of before. And I'll really need your help out there." "No prob Glenn," Dervish says, "Sure, off the stage, we may tease you a little too much, but on the stage, it's all business. We'll play our best out there." "Thanks Derv," Glenn says, "And you?" he asks Cricket. "Ok ok," Cricket says, "I've been practicing on the guitar, and I think I'll do well." "Good," Glenn says, "So..." "PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT!!!" Cricket exclaims. "Allright, allright, don't have a cat," Glenn says, "Let's go." The 4 then exit the Lucilla's, with Jeff trailing behind, and Cricket hops in the front seat of a Mustang parked in the parking lot of course. Dervish then hops in "shotgun," with Jeff and Glenn in the back. "Nice car," Jeff says, "Looks like something's similar between my planet and your planet, cars." "Not...exactly," Dervish says. "Huh?" Jeff asks. "Hit the gas," Dervish says to Cricket. Cricket then hits the gas, and the car speeds ahead, and is heading right for the stop sign at the exit. "Uh, Cricket, look out!!!!!!" Jeff shouts. But suddenly, the car flies over the stop sign, into the air!!! But it doesn't land on the ground, it keeps flying! "A flying car!" Jeff exclaims, "Cool! Are you guys the only one with one?" "Nah," Dervish says, "There aren't many, 20 maybe," as Jeff says "Wow!", "But we do have one of them." "Could I...perhaps, take one back home?" Jeff asks. "We'll see," Cricket says, "They sure are awesome." We then see as the car flies over the Royal City, and over Jeff's parent's castle. "I have something to ask, and beware I'll have A LOT of questions to ask over the next few days," Jeff says. "What do you have to ask?" Cricket asks. "Well, do my parents rule you guys like I rule dogdom?" Jeff asks. "Not exactly," Glenn says, "It's more like the government in England down there. Aunt Sherri and Uncle Atilna are more symbols of our country than rulers. We have a president up here." "Oh, you do," Jeff says. "Yup," Dervish replies, "And you're talking to him." "What? YOU'RE...the president?" "Sure am," Dervish says. "But the president is the member of a rock group?" Jeff asks. "Yeah," Dervish replies, "Kinda blows Bill Clinton away doesn't it?" "Yeah," Jeff replies, "Cool! So, it sounds like you guys are playing in front of a big crowd tonight." "We sure are," Glenn replies, "The largest we've ever played in front of. It's at a music festival at Lequoia. Named after the beautiful princess from Colleen's family. Her great great great great great great great grandmother. And it is a beautiful city." "Sounds nice," Jeff says, "So it's just you 3, in a whole band?" "Yup," Cricket replies, "We aren't as loud as your normal band. Glenn sings and plays the guitar, I sing and play the guitar, and Dervish plays the drums. Simple as that." "Can you play anything pretty well Jeff?" Dervish asks, "We wouldn't mind some help tonight." "Uh...well, I can play the cello," Jeff says. "That won't help much," Dervish replies. "I didn't think it would," Jeff says, "Sorry." "It's allright," Cricket says, "We'll be okay on our own, at least, we hope we will be." "Cool," Jeff replies. Suddenly, the car lands right near a stage with thousands of droks around it, and some fans with pictures of Glenn, screaming, "GLENN!!" or "Can you give me an autograph?" Also, some have Jeff pictures, since Glenn had told his fans that Jeff would be joining him on their 5-day tour. As Glenn hops out to greet his fans and sign pictures of him, Jeff looks at Cricket and Dervish. "Does he have all the fans?" Jeff asks. "No," Cricket replies, "You have some too. I saw a tape of the Chicago Bulls once. I'm kinda like the Ron Harper of the team. Derv's kinda like the Scottie Pippen, since some droks like him as a president and a band member, but he isn't the head honcho. And Glenn's..." "Michael Jordan?" Jeff asks. "Bingo," Cricket says, "But we're used to it. Ever since the group started, it's been like this." "I'm sorry," Jeff says. "Don't be," Dervish replies, "We're okay with it." "Go on," Cricket says, motioning Jeff to greet his fans. "Welp, time to unload," Cricket says, as she and Dervish hop out of the car, open the trunk, and begin to unload the equipment as Jeff and Glenn sign autographs. Suddenly, we see Dervish, Cricket, and Glenn backstage, watching the band before them. They're performing a song entitled "Drok's Life." The crowd is clapping their paws to the song and screaming a lot, so obviously they like them. "They may be hard to top," Cricket says. "Don't worry about it," Dervish replies, "Just go out there, do your best, and that's all we can do." We then see Jeff out in the audience, talking with 2 friends, one in the form of a Chesapeake Bay Retriever, the other in the shape of a Samoyed. "Are they pretty good?" Jeff asks the Samoyed. "They're okay," the Samoyed replies, "They're pretty popular. But this group up here right now is liked a lot. They're like the planet's favorite band." "The planet's?" Jeff asks. "Yup," the Chesapeake Bay Retriever replies, "They're also the hometown band, which is why everyone's screaming." "What?" Jeff asks. "THEY'RE ALSO THE HOMETOWN BAND, WHICH IS WHY EVERYONE'S SCREAMING!!!" he screams. "Oh, ok," Jeff replies, rolling his eyes. Suddenly, everyone starts screaming even louder, and Jeff looks up and sees that the band before Glenn, Cricket, and Dervish has finished. "Here they go," Jeff says. Then, over the loudspeaker, a guy says, "And now...direct from the Royal City on their world tour, The Roaring Diplomats, singing 'Welcome to the Fun House,' based on the Earth hit 'Welcome to the Jungle!!!'" Jeff then watches as the crowd around him cheers and screams, and his 3 friends take the stage. "Thank you Lequoia," Glenn says, accepting the microphone, "You're a beautiful town." Then, together, Glenn and the audience say, "So, shall we?" Then, the band starts playing, and Cricket and Glenn start singing:

Cricket: Welcome to the Fun House!
Glenn: We've got tons of games.
Cricket: We've got everything you want...
Glenn: And nothing of it's lame.
Cricket: We are the droks that can find everything you may need.
Glenn: We've got lots of stuff, and even got some feed.
They then sing on and on for a few minutes about stuff in the "Fun House" until eventually they get to the finale.
Glenn: You know where you are? You're in the Fun House Baby! Enjoy the life!!
Dervish then finishes the song with a few beats to his drum, and as he finishes, the crowd goes wild. The three then bow, and quickly run off the stage. Jeff then hurries over to them, and they stop so he can catch up. "That was great guys!!" Jeff shouts. "Thanks," Cricket replies, "Kinda nerve racking, but still cool." The four then stop to sign autographs as other bands keep playing, and Dervish and Cricket's performances on their instruments have earned him more fans.

11:00 PM
Lequoiapalooza


We then see an empty stage, and see some of the bands talking. We then see the band that played "Drok's Life" talking to the Roaring Diplomats. "You guys are the best, though," Cricket says, "We're just a 3-drok band with some talent, but not nearly as much as you 6." "I guess," one of the band members says, "But still...you guys really have the chance to be famous. If you make more songs like that, you won't have any trouble making it big." "Not exactly making it..." Glenn says, pointing to his '80s hits CD, including songs like "Living in America" and "Welcome to the Jungle." "So that's where you got Living in Shelanava for your concert there?" the same band member asks. "Sure was," Dervish replies, "We do different versions of songs I guess. Sort of like karaoke I guess. But we have had some original hits. We're working on one for the last concert on the tour back home in front of the Royal Family and all the important droks." "You have a member of the royal family here, correct?" another band member asks. "Yeah," Jeff says, "If you like the royal family, my name is Jeffrey Daniel Caninus, king of all doghood on Earth. If you don't, my name is Jeremy David Caustradonaly, king of hot dogs, Lequoia." The band member then chuckles, and says, "Got no problems with it, Jeff." "Good," Jeff says. "Hey, you guys..." "No, I was talking about you calling me Jeff instead of Jeffrey or Jeffy," Jeff replies. "Oh, ok...Jeffy," he says. "You get the Blitz treatment," Jeff says to himself, as he kicks the drok in the shin. He then grabs for it, and says, "My shin!!! What was that for?" "Calling me Jeffy," Jeff replies, "Obviously you don't know my other name." "And what is that, 00PainKiller, a liscence to kill...shins?" "No," Jeff replies, "King of Volatile Moods!" "Uh, maybe we...better go," Dervish says. "Good idea," Glenn says, as the three drag Jeff away from the band member, and as they go into their car, they hear the band saying, "This means war!" "Not...good," Dervish says. "Thanks...Jeffy!!!" Cricket says, "Who knows, those guys may have given us a major record deal with their record maker, the BIGGEST in the planet!! And we may have even been able to join up with them, the most popular band in all the planet!! But no...now they're out there to make us look stupid, because of you!" "Sorry," Jeff says, "But any guy who calls me Jeffy deserves a dead shin!" "Try to control that 'volatile mood' next time though bud," Dervish says, "Or we'll be the least popular band on the whole planet, when we were seconds away from being part of the most popular band!" "Ok, ok," Jeff replies, "I get the point. I'm sorry." "Allright, I'll let it go," Cricket says, "If I can call you Jeffy the whole trip!" "Fetch the stick," Jeff says to her, and she hides behind her chair, whimpering.

Wednesday, June 24th
City of Lequoia
12:30 PM

As we zoom in on the city, we see a filled baseball like stadium, full of droks. Then, as we go closer in, we spot Dervish, Glenn, Cricket, and Jeff sitting down in their seats to watch the game. As Jeff does, he puts on his Chicago Cubs cap, and the three stare at him. "What?" Jeff asks. "Which team is that?" Dervish asks. "Never seen a logo like that," Cricket says. "Oh," Jeff says, "The Chicago Cubs. My favorite baseball team down on Earth." "Ah," Glenn says, "Well we're watching our Royal City Royals playing the Lequoia Hounds!" "There are Royals down on Earth, Kansas City Royals that is," Jeff says, "But do you guys have someone like a Mark McGwire? A guy who smacks home runs incessantly?" "Sure do," Glenn says, "The Lequoia Hounds' Rich Lecoolie. He's had 58 home runs before the all-star break!! He might break the record of 95 home runs!" "Woah woah woah woah woah," Jeff replies, "95 home runs...in 1 season?" "Yup," Glenn says. "How many does Mark McGwire have," he asks. "Uh, not that many," Jeff says, "Is this planet like Earth...but better?" "I like to think so," Cricket says, "I mean...there's less crime, less prejudice, and less problems between us. So I guess you could say we are better." "But with everyone being one species," Jeff says, "Doesn't that get a little...old and ordinary? Kinda like the book the Giver, but with less restrictions and rules." "I guess," Cricket says, "I wish there were other creatures...but, there's really nothing we can do about it." "But what about zoos?" Jeff asks. "What is a zoo?" Dervish asks. "I see now," Jeff replies, "Yo guys may be better politically and socially than us down on Earth, but one thing we have is diversity." "Exactly," Glenn replies, "Now you're getting it." "Cool," Jeff replies.

3:45 PM

We then see Glenn, Jeff, Cricket, and Dervish exiting the game, talking about the amazing home run that Rich hit and the Royals 8-5 victory. "That was cool," Jeff says, "Thanks for taking me guys." "Hey, no problem," Dervish says, "But we better get moving if we're gonna make Hadderville in time." "Not quite yet," Jeff says, making a shaking motion that shows that he needs to "go." "Hold up guys," Jeff says, "I need to make a trip to the little drok's room." "Fine fine," Cricket says, "Hurry up though." Jeff then disappears, running around a corner, and spots the Men's room. Then, just as he is about to run in, he is stopped by 3 droks in black suits. The weird thing about them? Besides their "Captain" suits, the black collars around their necks. Jeff had noticed that none of the other droks had worn collars, so why were these 3? "Excuse me, Mr. Caninus, your parents need you back home," the middle one, bulldog-like, says. "An emergency has arisen," one of the others says, great dane-like. Thoughts of Glenn enter Jeff's head, but he refuses them. "Follow us," the last one, a Saluki, says. "If my parents are in danger," Jeff says, "Take me home." Jeff then is led out of the stadium, but suddenly he remembers his friends. "Um, guys, I think I should go tell the 3 I was with where I'm going," Jeff says. "Nevermind it," the Saluki says, "This is very important. You're parents lives are at stake! You leave us for 3 minutes maybe, and they could die!" "You guys aren't telling me something, are you?" Jeff asks. Suddenly, the great dane and bulldog grab him from behind, and carry him to a black truck, with the Saluki following behind. "Maybe, maybe not," he says, chuckling. Jeff struggles to break free, but can't, and he is thrown in the back of the truck. And as he jumps for the closing door, he misses the opening, and winds up hitting the door. He then tries his hardest to open the door with all of his strength, and his extra power he has "beyond your understanding" (i.e. "Mysterious Happenings") but fails. Then, over the loudspeaker, a voice says: "Welcome young Jeffrey. You thought you had escaped the power of my brother by locking him up in the frigid north. You were wrong for thinking that brother. My brother sent me the blueprints from the same machine that created the army that almost defeated even you, and you will be the 3rd member of my army. You've met my 1st and 2nd creations, now you'll be our 3rd." Suddenly, a gas comes out of the walls, and Jeff loses control of himself. We then look from Jeff's eyes for a second, and see his vision getting blurred, until his eyes shut. The gas then continues to come out of the walls, until it stops. We then see Jeff, still himself, lying on the floor, fainted. Suddenly, the Saluki and the bulldog enter the back, and pick up Jeff. "Where is the machine, Master Greg?" the Saluki asks. "Over there, on your right," Greg, the Great Dane, points, from his driver seat, "Set it on cano-sapien, Border Collie." As the Saluki puts him in the machine, the bulldog sets it up, and suddenly, a gas comes out of the machine, and the lights go out in the front of the truck. Then, suddenly, it all finishes, and the lights go back on. We then look inside, and see Jeff in the shape of a border collie, with a black coat, black hat, and black collar. "Perfect," Greg says, spotting Jeff in border collie form, still unconsious. "That gas only knocks him out for an hour," Greg explains, "He'll be up and at 'em by the time we hit Royal City. But, before we get there, create this." Greg then hands the bulldog a sheet of paper that we don't see, and smiles evily at it. "Great plan boss," Greg says, "With this, the planet will be ours!"

4:00 PM
Inside Stadium

We then see Cricket, Glenn, and Dervish checking their watches, and shaking their heads. "He must have number 2ed," Cricket says, "Big number 2ed." "I didn't know he brought a magazine with him," Dervish kids. Suddenly, a young drok, in the form of a Weimeraner runs up to the three. "Are you guys the friend of a greyhound like drok?" he asks. "Yes," Dervish says, "Has he taken over the bathroom stalls or something?" "No!" the kid exclaims, "He's been kidnapped! I saw it with my own 2 eyes! A Saluki, bulldog, and great dane kidnapped him and threw him in the back of the truck!" "Oh no," Glenn says, as Cricket and Dervish look shocked, "Where'd they go?" "Looked like they were headed west, or that way," he says, pointing. "Towards the Royal City!" the three say together. "Thanks kid," Glenn says, "Would you mind coming with us? You may have heard of us before. We're the Roaring Diplomats." "Really? Cool!" he says, "You're my favorite band. But my daddy hates you," he says, pointing to Mr. President, Dervish. "Can't please them all," Dervish replies, "Where are your parents anyway?" "They're at home," he says. "No duh," Cricket replies. "But I'm on a field trip with this camp that I'm a part of, and I really hate the camp and none of my friends are there anyway. So, can I please go with you guys?" "Sure," Cricket says, "Follow us." The 4 then run out to the mustang, parked near the entrance since Dervish gets celebrity parking. He then hops in the front and in the driver's seat this time, with Cricket next to him, and Glenn and the Weimeraner in the back. "So what's your name?" Glenn asks. "Jerry, Jerry Weimeraner," Jerry replies. "Good thing you aren't a Springer," Glenn replies. Suddenly, Dervish hits the gas, and the car flies up over the stadium, and towards the Royal City.

11:00 PM
Royal City

We then see a television on, and hear the network's jingle, followed by: "This is News Channel 12, Royal City. A CPN (Caninus Planet Network) Channel." Suddenly, we see an Irish Setter behind the desk, and she says, "Hello. This is News 12 at 11. This afternoon at the baseball game between our Royals and the Lequoia Hounds, Jeffrey Daniel Caninus was allegedly kidnapped by a Saluki, Great Dane, and a Bulldog. One eyewitness tells what he saw." We then see Jerry on the screen, "They took Jeff into this big black truck, and stuffed him in there, and drove off towards Royal City!" he explains. We then go back to the Irish Setter, who says, "In the early days of his life, Jeff was kidnapped as well and he never saw his parents again until yesterday. Obviously we don't want this to happen again. If you have seen a mysterious black truck, or a Saluki, Great Dane, and Bulldog walking around in black suits, please call us at 645-9009-933. The royal family is offering a huge reward for the recovery of their son. In other news..."

Suddenly, the TV goes off. "Ah, they'll never find us," a familiar voice says. We then see the three in a hotel room, now wearing normal everyday clothes, "Like they'll recognize Jeff!" "Exactly," the Saluki says, as the bathroom door opens. "Phew," a border collie says, "I've been holding that forever!" "Tell me Henry," Greg says to Jeff, "Do you remember anything that happened to you before 5:00 PM?" "All I remember was a strange dream," Jeff, or Henry, replies, "One second I was in this strange room with these other dogs, who were named...um...I forgot, and I was locked in this cell, but then you freed me and I laughed at the others on my way out. Then I woke up!" "And do you recall anything about a Jeffrey Daniel Caninus?" Greg asks. "No, not a thing," Henry replies, "But it sounds familiar." Then, in comes Jeff, with sodas for the 4. "Here you go guys," Jeff says, "So we won't fall asleep while we're taking care of business, I guess you could say." "Good Jeffrey," Greg says, patting Jeff on the head, "We need a backup plan. Could you 2 go in the other one and make one up for me? 30 dog bones to each of you if it's good!" "Cool," Henry replies, "Thank you master Greg." "Welcome," Greg replies. Then, as the 2 leave, the Bulldog chuckles evily. "Ha ha ha ha, he's a perfect match of the real thing!" "He sure is," Greg says. "But why did you create another Jeff?" the Saluki asks, "Couldn't you have just erased his memory or something and then it would be just the same?" "Naw," Greg replies, "From what my cousin told me, it doesn't work that way. Besides, I'm planning on a counter attack from 3 certain droks. Now I have 3 to fend them off." "We're with you til the end, master," the Saluki replies. "Thank you," Greg says. Suddenly, Jeff and Henry re-enter the room. "Yes?" Greg asks. "Here it is," Henry, the border collie, says, giving him a sheet. "This IS good," Greg replies, and then, pulling out two bags of 30 dog bones, gives them to the two. "Good work," Greg adds, "We head out at 3 AM. Be ready."

Thursday, July 25th, or later that night
3:00 AM

We then see a lot of movement in the hotel room, and suddenly Greg hands Jeff a wrapped present. "Give this to your 'parents'," Greg replies. Jeff then smirks. "No prob," he adds. Suddenly, the five quickly and quietly exit the room, and head downstairs.

3:15 AM

Suddenly, we see the black truck pulling up to the castle. It then approaches the check point, where we see another German Shepherd drok, who asks, "Jeffrey?" We then see Jeff at the helm, and says, "Yes. I'm here. I need to see my parents quick!" "Well go right ahead!" he says. We then go to the trunk of the truck, where we see the other 4 playing a card game, that looks like Go Fish. "Got any 9s?" Henry asks. "No," Greg replies, "Go fish." The truck then suddenly stops. "I'm going in," Jeff says. "Hurry back," Greg replies, "It's set for 3:23 AM. That's 8 minutes from now. We have to be out of here by then." "Gotcha," Jeff says, pointing to his watch. Suddenly, Jeff enters the building, and inside he sees Cricket guarding the door. She growls at first as the door opens, but when she sees Jeff, she is relieved. However, she notices 2 things weird about him, that he isn't wearing a cap, which he has always done (and there is regular greyhound fur there), and that he has a black collar around his neck. But still, she "knows" it's Jeff. "Jeffy!" Cricket shouts, "Did you escape?" "I sure did," Jeff adds, then showing her the present says, "This is for my parents." "Here, I'll lead you to them," Cricket says, wondering what's inside. A few seconds later, the 2 arrive in Jeff's parents room. The 2 are wide awake, afraid at what's happened to their son. Suddenly, they jump up and hug Jeff, screaming, "JEFFREY!!! YOU'RE ALLRIGHT!!! THANK GOODNESS!!!" Jeff then hugs them, and remembers seeing their pictures on the plan sheet Greg gave him. He hugs them back, to make them think that he is the real thing. "I have a present for you," Jeff says, handing it to them. "I'll be right back," he continues, "Just have to get something from the car." Just as Jeff runs out of the room, Atilna opens the present, and is shocked to see a clock on 0:15. He then hears a ticking noise, and knows immediatley what it is. "A BOMB!!!" he shouts, and in a hurry he, Sherri, and Cricket jump out of the castle through a window. Cricket then lands right in a pile of brush next to Glenn and Dervish's room, and she knocks on their window. The two immediatley go to the window, both unable to sleep as well, and mouths the word "bomb" out. Dervish and Glenn then look stunned, and Dervish throws the baseball he was tossing around through the window, breaking the glass. He then quickly jumps out, and pulls Glenn out, just as the bomb goes off. The five then run away from the building, as it explodes. Meanwhile, outside the building, the truck is pulling away. Just as it is about to leave the building, Greg, now in control of the truck, with a weapon in hand. He then fires it at the German Shepherd guard drok, and a familiar gas leaks out, and the drok goes unconsious. The truck then pulls away from the exploding truck. "What a fool," the bulldog says, looking at his watch, that reads 3:18. "He actually trusted us!" "He had to," Greg reminds him, as the truck pulls away from the scene of the crime.

6:00 AM
What's Left of the Royal Castle, Royal City

We then see a search crew pulling away Jeff's body from the rubble that's left of the castle. We then see the 5: Atilna, Sherri, Cricket, Dervish, and Glenn, scraped and bruised, but still alive. Still shocked at what he did, they stare at his body. "Wait a second!" Sherri says, noticing that he isn't wearing a cap and is wearing a collar. But neither of those is why she knows. "He has greyhound hair on the top of his head!! When Jeff was changed to a human in his early days with the Road Rovers on Earth, he permanently gained human hair on his head!! That was the bad thing about the past speciesmafier that the Master invented, and the transdogmafier too. They were great inventions, but there was one problem to them. They either didn't fully transform, or they left some thing from their past existance on them! He doesn't have that!" "What?" everyone but Atilna asks. "It's a long story," Sherri replies. She then pulls off his collar, and suddenly, his body shrivels up into a piece of cardboard. Everyone but Sherri is shocked. "Glenn must have some relative up here helping him out," Sherri says, "They must have invented a speciesmafier that could change anything into anything basically. They took a piece of cardboard, and made it an exact copy of Jeff!" she explains, "So Jeff is still out there, kidnapped." "And those same kidnappers must have invented this copy of Jeff," Atilna adds. Suddenly, we see Dervish at his laptop, at a webpage. "Says here that Glenn had a brother named Greg, older brother, that believed in the same things he did," he explains. "Me?" Glenn asks. "No, and imposter of you," Sherri replies, "Who recked havoc in the royal family." "That's not good," Cricket says. "Definetly not," Dervish adds, "So, where should we head?" "Glenn grew up in Magershorn," Sherri says, "We tracked him back to his trouble making young days. So obviously..." "Greg grew up there too," Glenn says. "Yup," Atilna says, "Off to Magershorn."

12 Noon
Magershorn

We then see the black truck arriving at a large house in the suburbs of Magershorn. The garage door then pulls in, and out hop Greg, the Saluki, the bulldog, and Henry. The car then stops, and the 4 get out and enter the house. "This will be the headquarters of our army," Greg announces, "My home." "Thanks master," Henry says, "But how can we be sure the royal family is gone?" "Turn on the news," Greg says. Suddenly, the same news, 12 News, pops on, since Magershorn is more like a suburb of the bigger Royal City, and 12 News is the biggest network in Royal City. Ok, ok, sorry for the lesson, you don't have to snore! Geez! Oh well, on with the show. "The explosion leveled the building, but luckily no lives were lost. Though it appeared that Jeff had set this and died in it, it was discovered that this Jeff was just a copy of the real Jeff. It was created by some strange machine that changed a piece of cardboard into a copy of him. Right now Greg Danish of Magershorn is being held responsible for this incident. If..." "They know!" the Saluki exclaims, as Greg turns off the TV. Suddenly, the front door bursts open. "We sure do," Atilna says. The 4 gasp. "Looks like you're outnumbered now," Dervish threatens, "Give up." "Never!" Greg shouts, as he trows his computer chair at Dervish. Dervish ducks, and Glenn catches it, and throws it back at him. It hits him in the top of the head, and a large bruise forms on his head, and he is slightly dazed. "Master!" Henry exclaims, then, turning to the Glenn, "You must pay!" Suddenly, Henry jumps at Glenn, but Glenn dodges him, and scrapes his collar. As Henry goes falling to the ground, his collar goes off with it, and suddenly Henry turns back into Jeff. "Jeff!" Glenn shouts, "Are you free of the curse?" "Wh...where am I?" Jeff asks. "You're okay son," Atilna says. "Dad!" Jeff shouts, "Is it good to see you again." "Same son," Atilna says. Suddenly, Greg throws down a little bomb like thing, and he disappears, while the other 2 remain. Dervish then flashes out his whip, and ties the two up with it. They try and break free, but they are so stunned by their master's disappearence that they don't. Glenn then removes their collars, and two wise old Shetland Sheepdog droks appear. "Mom! Dad!" Dervish exclaims. "Son," the wife says, "Is it glad to see you again. One day we were in that house you built for us, the next we didn't know where we were." "It's okay mom," Dervish says, "The nigtmare is over." "Well, not quite," Sherri says, "Greg is still at large, but I'm sure we'll track him down. But right now, I think it's important that you four got back to your tour!" "Right!" Glenn exclaims, "We've already lost one date on our tour! We can't afford anymore!" "Yup," Cricket adds, "But the good thing its tht our next performance is here in Magershorn." "True," Dervish says, "We're back on tour!" "Yeah baby, yeah!" Jeff says. Everyone then looks at Jeff weird. "Sorry," Jeff says, "Earth talk." "I guess," Cricket says, as she rolls on the floor laughing, "I didn't know that Colleen was here!" Embarrassed, Jeff blushes. We then see the band playing their "Fun House" song again, and then an original hit entitled "Party Time" at 2 different concerts on 2 different days. So, we fast forward 1 day to...

Saturday, July 27th
Royal City, Final Stop on Tour
6:00 PM


We then see a large stage, and to our right, the remains of the Royal Castle, that has already begun rebuilding after it's tragic collapse just 3 days ago. Then, up to the stage, are gathered thousands of droks, as well as Atilna and Serda themselves, and parts of the Royal Council of Caninus sitting with them at the front of the stage. "Should be a good show," one of the members says, "I hear your son has been 'chilling' with the group." "Sure has," Atilna adds, "He's had a wonderful time, after of course the castle blew up and he was forcefully changed into a border collie serving a brother of a imposter of our Glenn." "Huh?" the member asks. "Forget it," Atilna replies. "Easily," the member replies. Meanwhile, up on the stage, the festivities are just kicking off. A small Jack Russel Terrier then walks to the middle of the stage, pulls down a microphone hanging from the roof, and says, "Welcome everyone to tonight's concert at Royal City on the Planet of Caninus! We'll have the Howling Musicians with their hit "Drok's Life," and an appearence by our very own Roaring Diplomats, featuring their hits "Welcome To The Fun House" and "Superstars." The crowd then cheers very loudly.

8:00 PM
Royal City MusicFest

We then see the Howling Musicians backstage, warming up for "Drok's Life." They continue to glance madly over at the next band, our Roaring Diplomats. "They still haven't forgotten it," Cricket says. "Ah, they'll get over it, after a good show tonight," Dervish adds, "And hopefully we'll have a good show as well." "Definetly," Glenn says, "Or else our hometown crowd will be very, very, upset." The crowd then cheers as the band on the stage finishes, and over the loudspeaker we hear "And now...the Roaring Musicians!" "Good luck!" Dervish says to them. They don't answer. We then follow them as they walk to the stage, until suddenly, the floor opens right beneath them right as they are about to hit the stage! The 6 scream and drop their instruments, which follow them down the hole, until they hit bottom, on a wooden floor with one light on, making the room very dark. They then look up quickly and shout, but to no avail as the door closes above them. Then, suddenly, Greg walks toward the 6 with 5 new warriors, a Great Dane, a Swedish Vallhund, Boxer, a Bullmastiff, and a Mastiff. All big, working group droks. "Drok!" Greg shouts, the Caninus version of saying "Man!", "Wrong group!" "What should we do with them?" the Bullmastiff asks. "Make them part of our army," Greg says, "That way those Roaring Diplomats will have no chance against us!" Suddenly, we go back to the stage and crowd, where we see Jerry Weimeraner and Jeff. They are both backstage, and have both seen what just happened, since they were rising and closing the curtains for the show. Jerry, nearest to the trapdoor, saw it first, and Jeff saw them falling on the other side of the stage. We then join the 2. "They just...fell through the stage!" Jerry exclaims, and then pointing, says, "Right there!" "I know," Jeff says, "How very weird! Who could it have been?" "I don't know," Jerry replies, "But I've got a baaaaaad feeling about this." "Well, what should we do?" Jeff asks, "Get help, or go on in?" "We might as well get the others," Jerry says. He then runs backstage to the warm up area to get the 3 Roaring Diplomats. Meanwhile, the crowd is in mass confusion. "Well...they WERE supposed to be on stage by now," Sherri says. Atilna then turns to the crowd, who are chanting, "We want the Diplomats! We want the Diplomats!" "And anxious too," Atilna adds, "Even if they are cheering the right thing." Meanwhile, Jerry has gathered up the 3, and Jeff has joined them. "Right here huh?" Cricket asks. "Yup," Jeff replies, "Weird, eh?" "Too weird," Dervish says, "Should we save them?" "I don't know," Jeff replies, "They seemed pretty mad when I kicked that one in the shin." "But what if they are in some kind of grave danger," Cricket says, "You know, like Jeff was in. If we save them, then..." "CONTRACT!!" Glenn shouts. "STAR BILLING!!" Dervish shouts. "We're going in," Cricket adds, as she starts jumping up and down on the area, but it refuses to open. "It won't open," Glenn says. "No doiski," Cricket replies, "How are we going to get down there?" Suddenly, Jerry points to some steps leading downstairs. "This is to the dressing rooms," Jerry says, "Maybe they're down there." "Worth a try," Glenn adds, as the 5 head downstairs. We then see Glenn opening the doors to the rooms, and as he looks in, girl droks always scream. He always says "Sorry," and Dervish always puts a paw across Jerry's face. Then, in the 13th room, Glenn fails to open the door. He then knocks on it, and gets no answer, and then, trying to open the door, realizes that it is locked. He then looks under the door, and sees that the lights are out. "If this isn't it, he's not in a dressing room," Glenn says. "No problem," Jeff says, as he easily tears the doors out of the socket. "How'd you do that?" Glenn asks. "My parents," Jeff replies, since they gave him the gift of strength. "Cool," Glenn replies, "I think." The five then creep into the room secretly and quietly, and look in. They then see 12 droks like them, but similarly different. Black collars, black hats, black suits with golden buttons on them. In other words, Greg's Army! "It's him!" Glenn whispers, "Again! I can't believe it!" "So that's where he went," Jeff whispers, "Not far. Do you think 6 of those guys could be the Howling Musicians?" "I wouldn't be suprised," Cricket replies, "Especially after what they did to you." "And my parents," Dervish replies, "He must have voted for the other guy or something." "Most likely," Jeff says, "Who was the other guy anyway?" "Long story," Dervish replies, "We'll tell you about it later. First, let's take care of these guys." Suddenly, Greg turns to his expanded army, and says, "Welcome Howling Musicians," he says. Jeff, Jerry, Glenn, Cricket, and Dervish nod their heads, unsuprised. "This is your enemy," Greg says, holding up a picture of the Roaring Diplomats, and another of Jeff. One of them says, "That's not easy to hate." The Roaring Diplomats and Jeff and Jerry both growl quietly. "Good boy," Greg repliles. "Ahem," the dog says. "I mean girl," Greg adds, embarrassed, "Now, attack!" The 12 then leave the dressing room, leaving the other 5 behind. As the 12 are gone and have closed the door, the 5 get up and start to format a plan. "So, what should we do?" Jerry asks, "We need to do something." Jeff, thinking, says, "Do you guys have any type of...gun up here?" "No," Dervish says, "They're outlawed. Besides, there's basically no way to get them. They've become extinct up here." "Then we'll give them the Star treatment," Jeff says, "Huddle up!" The 5 then go into a football huddle, and begin discussing the plan. Meanwhile, we follow Greg and his warriors walking up the stairs to the top of the stage. Suddenly, reaching it, they look out at a smaller crowd, since many of the droks have left since there has been no music for 15 minutes. However, the Royal Council and Jeff's parents still remain. Suddenly, Greg hops on to the stage, pulls down the microphone, and says, "Ladies and gentlemen of Caninus!" The crowd, shocked, watches as Greg pulls out a gun, and fires it up into the air, "Surrender! I'm the one with a gun! Ha ha ha ha ha!!" Suddenly, security guards try to wrap up Greg, but his 12 warriors keep the guards away from him, and knock them back into the crowd. Meanwhile, downstairs, the huddle has just broken, and then, 2 seconds later, the gun has fired. "No way," Dervish says. "Glenn must have sent that to his brother too," Jeff suggests, "If they couldn't take over Earth, then they could take over Caninus." "That explains the bomb then," Cricket says. "And the speciesmafiermathingy," Glenn adds. "Exactly," Jeff says, "If they took us both over, two universes would be in jeapordy. Let's make sure that none of them are. Follow the plan." The 5 then quickly run up the stairs to the stage. When they get there, they see the 11 warriors surrounding Greg in a circle, and furious security guards trying to capture Glenn, but being tackled off by the guards. Meanwhile, almost all of the crowd has made a run for it, and the Royal Family and Royal Council are in the back of the building, trying their best to avoid Greg and his army.

However, suddenly, 5 of the guards jump off the stage and start running towards the back, followed by Jeff, with 2 guards at his side, and 4 guards to his left. Then, suddenly, the 12 stop dead in their tracks. "Where you guys going?" a familiar voice asks, "You chicken?" Greg then turns around, and spots Jeff mocking them. "Are you guys yeller?" Jerry asks, in a western voice. "No," Greg says, "We're not yeller. You're dead dogs!" He then points his gun at Jeff, but suddenly, out of nowhere, from the seat next to one of the guards, Dervish flies over the guard to Greg's right and knocks the gun to the ground right before Greg can fire. He then picks up the gun and hits the guard to Greg's left with the gun, that's hits, not shoots, in, well, let's call it an uncomfortable spot, and watches as he falls to the ground. Then, the other 10 guards begin chasing after Dervish, while Greg stays behind. Meanwhile, we see Cricket and Glenn, at the back of the theater, right next to Sherri, Atilna, and the Royal Council. Suddenly, we see a souvineer girl giving Cricket big bags of food. "Thanks," Glenn says. Suddenly, Cricket starts tossing tomatoes out of the bag at Greg. Shocked, Greg turns around and spots her. She then waves to him mockingly, and he begins to chase her around, as she continues to hit him with large tomatoes. So, Glenn, Jeff, and Jerry are not being chased right now. Glenn, seeing Dervish being chased downstairs on the stage and seeing Cricket being chased around the food court, quickly and quietly runs up to Jeff and Jerry on the stage. As he reaches them, Glenn says, "Ready for Phase 3?" "Sure am," Jeff replies. Then, Jerry hands Jeff his bow and arrow that he made at camp that he had been carrying around the whole time. "Be careful with Old Faithful," Jerry tells him, "He's a good one there." "I will Jerry," Jeff says, "You rebel." Suddenly, Cricket and Dervish reappear all of a sudden, chased by the army, and the two come together in the middle of a row in the middle of the theater. Suddenly, Jeff fires, and hits one of the band members right in the collar. The collar then falls off, and we see that it was the lead singer of the Roaring Musicians. Jeff then hops off the stage and runs for the 12, followed by Glenn and Jerry. Meanwhile, Cricket and Dervish have moved behind the others, and both suddenly hop on Greg's back. They then hold Greg down, as Jeff and the band leader of the Howling Musicians quickly remove the collars of some army members as they try and save their master from the attacks of Cricket and Dervish. Jeff and the lead singer then remove 2 of the collars from the slaves, and then they remove 4 from the rest, and the 8 now remove 4 more, until only the one who was hit with the gun is left as a slave. He then scurries away, but a security guard catches him and removes his collar, and then Greg is arrested by other security guards and dragged away. "You haven't seen the last of me!" Greg shouts, "I'll be back!" "Yeah yeah, save it for the sanitarium," Cricket replies. Meanwhile, we see that the guards we're actually the Howling Musicians and the band that was scheduled to play first that disappeared an hour before the concert began, since all of their collars have been removed. "Welp, our job is done," Jeff says, "Justice won, and Greg is done." "But the shame of it is, we don't have much of a concert left to do," Dervish says, "Greg scared the whole crowd off!" "I've got an idea," Atilna says, joining the others.

Sunday, June 28th
Outside What's Left of the Castle
Royal Dog City
, 10 AM

We then see a banner saying, "Raise Money To Build A New Castle!" and see a packed yard outside what's left of the castle watching the newest band, the Howling Diplomats, playing. Yup, the Roaring Diplomats and Howling Musicians have joined together, and we see Cricket, Glenn, Dervish, and the 6 members of the Howling Musicians singing their newest song, "Drok Superstar." Meanwhile, we see Jeff, Atilna, and Sherri watching the band from the one place in the castle that remained standing, the dining room downstairs. Suddenly, Sherri taps Jeff on the shoulder. "Hi mom!" Jeff says, "What's up?" "It's time," she says, "You've had fun. Now it's time to take a trip through history." "A trip?" Jeff asks, "Reading books and listening to lectures isn't my idea of a trip." "Then this will be good for you," she says, "Remember how you traveled through time with Garrett?" "Yes," Jeff replies, "Totally invisible." "You're doing that again," Jeff says, "So long son." "Huh? Wait, where am I going?" Jeff asks, very curious. "The past," Atilna explains, "We won't be with you, but we'll take you to the times. We'll be monotoring you on this trip, even though you won't know it. We'll take you to the best, and even some of the worst, times in history." "Wow," Jeff says, "I wish they had these technologies on Earth! Then I could know who stole my boxers out of my drawer before I left for the New Year's Party at RDI (Royal Dog Island)! I've lived wihtout undies, for a whole half year!" "Except this will be good," Sherri says, "It's your chance to learn. You'll even get to see stuff about Road Rovers." "Well that's a plus," Jeff says. "We thought it would be," Atilna says, "Goodbye son. See you in the future." "Bye dad," Jeff says, as Sherri drops a small bomb like thing, like the thing Garrett threw in "Where You'd Least Expect..." and a black mist goes over the camera.

TO BE CONTINUED...

1998 Unofficial Land of the Road Rovers