Man's True Best Friend

The show begins with Hunter lying next to his master, Blii Clinton, currently sitting in a chair. Both are enjoying one of their rare chances to relax. Then, Mr. Clinton recieves a call. "Hello?" he asks. "Um, yes," the British prime minister says, "I would like you to come to my house to talk about US-Great Britian relations." At this point, the prime minister looks at her dog, Colleen. She is looking very lonely and sad. "And bring your dog, too," the prime minister says. This makes Colleen happy, and she stands up and gives a doggy smile. "Ok, I'll be there lickety-split!" Mr. Clinton replies. Mr. Clinton and Hunter then board the US Presidential Plane, also known as Air Force One. A few seconds later, the plane arrives at the prime minister's home. The president and Hunter then exit the plane. When Colleen sees Hunter, she smiles and wags her tail. Hunter then follows with the same. "Hello, Mr. Clinton!" the prime minister greets. "Hi there," Mr. Clinton replies. The two then recognize Hunter and Colleen's happiness. "Hmmmm, seems they know each other," the prime minister says. Hunter and Colleen then run up to their owners and ask to play a game of happiness (in their doggy way). "Seems like they want to play," Mr. Clinton says. "Here, I've got a frisbee," the prime minister says, "We'll play who can catch it first, two out of three." She starts it off by throwing the first frisbee, which Hunter catches. "Here, I'll throw the next one," Mr. Clinton says as Hunter runs the frisbee back to the prime minister. So Mr. Clinton throws the second frisbee, that Colleen catches. As Colleen catches it, Hunter realizes two people standing to his left. Both of these people have guns. One seems to be aiming at Mr. Clinton, while the other is aiming at the prime minister. Hunter is shocked at first, but then he thinks to himself, "If my master is in trouble, I must save him!!" So Hunter runs right at the person aiming at his master. Using his super speed, he knocks the person down, but not before he can fire. The man winds up shooting Hunter instead!! Before the next person can fire, some redcoats stop him. Hunter is then shown lying on the ground, very still.

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The show returns with a picture of a vetrineary office. Hunter is still showing no sign of movement, as some vets work on him. Colleen is lying next to the bed that Hunter is on, obviouslly shaken. The master's light then shines on Colleen, and he says, "Colleen, you're needed." She then looks at Hunter, who is still lying still. Colleen then thinks to herself, "Hunter would want me to go," and she takes off. Soon she is at the RRHQ with the other Rovers. The five then transdogmafifythemselves and get ready for the master's instructions. "Rovers, I have some very bad news!" the Master says. "What mate?" Rango asks. "Hunter was shot today on a trip with his master to the house of Great Britian's prime minster," the Master explains. "I was there," Colleen replies. "It was horrible!!" The six (counting Muzzle) then look very sad, thinking they'll never see Hunter again. "Well, we'll just have to wait and see," the Master says, "He's only hurt badly, not dead yet. Anyway, you're needed. Some cano-mutants have held up the world famous Sydney Opera House, that Parvo and the Groomer plan to use as a powerful item in their quest for world dominance once they leave Tokyo, so you need to stop the cano-mutants before Parvo and the Groomer arrive." The five then seem to be waiting for Hunter to say, "Let's hit the road, Rovers!!!," but of course, he's not there. "So I guess we need an interim leader," the Master says. "We need the one of you that sees the big picture, that works very hard to prevent all of the world's evil from fufilling their wishes, especially General Parvo and the Groomer. However, there are two of you. "Who?" Colleen asks. "You and Rango," the Master replies, "But since you've been here longer Colleen, your our interim leader!!" "Neat," Colleen replies, "So let's hit the road, Rovers," she says, followed by an "Aaaarrrooo!!" from all of the Rovers as we head to commercial break.

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The show returns with Colleen pioliting the plane and the other five Rovers (Muzzle can be a Rover or not, but I am counting him!!) riding along. Blitz then asks a question he really wants to know, "Colleen, who do you like?" Blitz asks in his German accent. "Well, it's not you," Colleen replies. "It's not?" Blitz clarifies. "No," Colleen replies, "It's Hunter." "You like comerade Hunter?" Exile asks, "Yes," Colleen replies, "Or at least I liked him." "Wow," Exile replies, "I never knew that!" "Well, we've got a mission to solve," Colleen says, "So, It'll be better if I talk about that later." The next picture shows the Sonic Jet Rover over Sydney. The Sonic Jet Rover then swoops near the opera house, where Colleen and Exile spot two cano-mutants, a Saint Benard and an Irish Setter gurading the opera house. "Don't worry about those two," Exile says, "I'll freeze them first!" "Leave the tusshies to me!" Blitz says. "Why wouldn't we?" Colleen asks, "After all, do we really want to be seen biting tusshies?" "Not me," Exile replies. The Sonic Jet Rover then lands right outside of the Sydney Opera House. Exile then runs up to the two cano-mutants and says, "Frozen dogs in Australia, I like it!" He then freezes the two and the Rovers enter. Inside, they see a large ammount of cano-mutants all around the theater. "How can we stop all of them?" Rango asks. "I have no idea," Colleen replies. "I'll freeze some of them," Exile says, "And you take care of the rest, comerade Colleen." "Sound like a good plan," Colleen says, "Let's attack!!" Exile then runs on to the stage, where some cano-mutants run at him. He then uses his freezing vision to stop them in their tracks. Then, Colleen takes out 10 of them with her karate. With their continued efforts, and Blitz's tusshie-biting, the cano-mutants surrender and leave. "That's taken care of!" Colleen says. "Let's go home!" as we go to commercial break.

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The show returns with the Rovers back at the RRHQ. "Good job Rovers!" the Master says, "The Sydney Opera House is back to its original control." "So, how is comerade Hunter?" Exile asks. "Rah, re've reen really roorried," Shag says. "You're right Shag, we have been worried!" Exile says. "Hunter is a lot better," the Master says, "Since now he's actually moving and breathing. However, he has a very bad bruise from the bullet, since it nearly missed his heart. This means Colleen will remain our leader until he returns." "Ok master, bye" Colleen says as all the Rovers head home. When Colleen got home, she saw Hunter. Hunter had a big cloth over his stoumach, where he was shot. Speaking in their doggy way, Colleen asks, "Hunter, are you all right?" "I'm fine," Hunter replies, "Thanks for leading the guys while I was gone." "No problem," Colleen says, "The Master said that the bullet nearly pierced your heart, that must hurt!!" "I'm not so sure it didn't," Hunter replies. The two then exchanged licks that weren't just friendly. "Bye Hunty, I love you," Colleen says. "I love you too," Hunter replies. Hunter then boarded Air Force One and headed home.

THE END

A William Cooper Production