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Then, the next log comes up, for Star and Blitz. The two then hop on. Just as the ride is about to start, the attendant hears a good ammount of noise approaching. "What's that?" she asks. Then, the famous dalmation and cocker spaniel cano-mutant come busting to the start of the line. "Woah!" the lady says. "Aaaahhh!" Blitz screams. "I'll take care of this," Star says. She then hops out of the log, and hits the start button, beginning their ride. Blitz then starts to move, and yells, "Star, schnell, faster, faster!" Star then dives into the log just as it begins to leave the entrance area, and she and Blitz begin the ride. As Star does though, the cano-mutants realize them, and hop in a log after them, forcing the attendant to start them up. Meanwhile, up ahead, Star says, "Looks like we got away from them right in time." "Yeah!" Blitz says. The two then head up the first of the big hills. "Up we go!" Star says. Meanwhile, as the two are half-way up, the cano-mutants are spotted behind them. The dalmation cano-mutant then shoots his balster at the roof above Star and Blitz, and wooden planks fall on them. "What the hey?" Star asks. They turn around, and see the two following them. "Aaaahhh!" they scream as they hug each other in fright.
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The show returns with Star and Blitz at the top of the hill. "Hurry log, hurry!" she shouts as they go around a corner at the top. They are currently at the part that shows the houses of Brer Bear and Brer Fox. As they turn around, getting ready to make another turn, and then go down the first hill. The two cano-mutants have an open shot. As they fire, Star shouts, "Duck!" and the blast hits the wall behind them. The wall then comes crashing down, piling over the ride path. The two cano-mutants then hop out of their log, just as it comes crashing into the pile of rubble, and the dalmation cano-mutant fires again. This time, the blast fissles in the water, just missing Star and Blitz, who just turned. Then, right as the log gets ready to go down the hill, the gun slips out of the hands of the dalmation cano-mutant, and as he tries to pick it up, Star and Blitz go down the hill. "We survive!' they say happily as they enter the underground portion of the ride. The show then jumps to 8 minutes later, where Shag, Colleen, Buddy, Spirit, and Jeff are waiting for them at the end of the ride. Suddenly, Exile, Muzzle, and Rango run/hop out. "How was the ride guys?" Buddy asks. "Totally neato!" Exile says. "We've been on the best rides so far!" Rango says. "Mmm hmm," Muzzle agrees. "We'll go on it later," Jeff says, 'So, where are Blitz and Star?" "They are coming," Rango says, "But there was a delay a minute after they got started, that still is going on. Something weird must be happening." The show then jumps to the top of the hill, where twelve logs are lineud up in a row, as the cano-mutants struggle to clear the rubble. They are continuong to work at this, since a little old lady keeps whacking the dalmation on the head with her pocket book. "Nopw you listen here," she says, between whacks, "You better make this ride all better soon, or you'll be feeling this all day." The dalmation then groans. "Something weird is happening," Rango says. "Thought so," Spirit replies. Then, Star and Blitz come out. "How was your ride?" Colleen asks. "Full of excitement," Star says. "That's an understatement," Blitz says. "Cool!" Jeff says, "So, what's up next?" "We've been to so many big, scary rides," Blitz says, "I suggest we take it easy until lunch time." "Rhat's rool," Shag says. "I'm all for that," Exile says. "Does this mean I'm not a weird boy anymore?" Blitz asks, hands on his hips, like he's all that (unlike Jeff. Speaking of Jeff, little known fact. Jeff has worn a cap in every episode. I just failed to tell you. The only time he didn't have a cap on was when he pulled on the bars in "Mysterious Happenings," and since Colleen was unconsious, nobody knows what his head looks like. Back to the show). "No, you just had a flash," Exile says. "Oh well," Blitz says. The show then shows the Rovers humming to the tunes of the Country Bear Jamboree, Spirit and Star laughing with delight riding through the Haunted Mansion, Jeff and Colleen sneaking in licks on Peter Pan's flight, Rango and Exile laughing with enjoyment on Roger Rabbit's Cartoon Spin, Buddy and Shag enjoying Gadget's Go Coaster, and Muzzle and Blitz enjoying Star Tours. Then, the show shows the ten sitting down, eating at the Tommorwland Terrace thingy. "It was so funny!" Star says, "I think that's my favorite ride so far!" "Mine still is Indiana Jones," Rango says, "But the Cartoon Spin was fun as well." "Same deal here," Jeff says, as he adjusts his cap he usually wears, that says, "It's Not The Size Of The Dog In The Fight, It's The Size Of The Fight In The Dog." "I liked Star Tours," Exile says, "Those motion rides are cool! But I've also liked everything else!" "Yeah, a great theme park!" Buddy says. "You got that right!" Spirit says. "A toast to this great park, and our ability to come here and have fun," Jeff says. "Here here!" Rango says as the ten clash together each other's soda cans. "So, what's next?" Star asks as she finishes eating her last french fry. "Spaaace Mountain!" Exile shouts jubiantly. "Right after lunch? Ugggh!" Star says. "Well, we have to ride it now, or not at all," Buddy replies. "Space Mountain time!" Exile shouts. "Cool," Jeff says as the ten get up and walk off. Then, the show shows them walking through an empty outside area of the Space Mountain ride. "Well, this is weird. There's no one here!" Jeff says. "All the better, mate," Rango says, "Now we can get on the ride right away!" I guess so," Jeff says. The ten then enter the walkway down to then entrance, and see that there still are no people. "I wonder what's up?" Spirit asks. They then reach the point where the start of the ride could be spotted. Instead of seeing a line of people, they see tons of cano-mutants by the boarding area of the ride. Jeff, the first one walking towards the ride, spots this immediatley. "Woah!" he says, "Go back!" "What?" Star asks. "There are a ton of cano-mutants down there," Jeff explains. "Rats!" Star says, "I guess it's time I told you guys that me and Blitz had a little deal with cano-mutants on Splash Mountain." "It's about time!!" Jeff says. Star then sticks her tounge out at Jeff. "So, what are we going to do?" Spirit asks. The nine heads then turn to Shag. "Ruddle rhime!" he says, as the nine huddle up, and Shag explains his situation. Meanwhile, Hunter is downstairs adressing the cano-mutants. "It is now 1:50," he says, "So, in 10 inutes, Troop A, Matterhorn, Troop B, Jungle Cruise, Troop C, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad." Hunter then walks away as the cano-mutants prepare to go off. Then, all of a sudden, some music begins to blare through some speakers by the ride. "What the...?" Hunter asks. Then, Jeff, Spirit, and Blitz enter and dance back and forth, dressed in black, and then begin rapping:
Jeff: You puppies think you got it all, and your real cool
Blitz: Well wake up, it's sun up, you better get to school
Spirit: For you guys are worse than anything I know
Jeff: So let's send you something that you'll respond "Woah!"
Star, Rango, and Exile then pop out from behind them, as Jeff, Blitz, and Spirit jump back. "Welcome home!" Star beckons as she releases her gun at some of the cano-mutants. The ray hits about a third of them. Exile then freeze rays another third. "Hold it right there!" Hunter says as he runs up at them. Star then tells the third she's controlling, "Capture that dog and the rest!" Then, a whippet and beagle cano-mutant turn to Hunter, and pick him up. "What are you doing?" he asks as they throw him out the door. Then, the third begins to carry some of the frozen can-mutants away, but they are having trouble fighting off the others, not under Star's control or frozen. "I think, the time, she has come," Exile says. "I couldn't agree more," Buddy says. "Let's muzzle 'em!" they say as they release Muzzle, and he runs downstairs, and attacks the cano-mutants. "I'll help out!" Colleen says. "As will I," Jeff says. The two then run downstairs, and begin karate kicking the cano-mutants. The show then shows Jeff surrounded by five cano-mutants. Then, Jeff karate kicks the one directly behind him, followed by a kick at the cano-mutant jumping at him, then the one to his left, to his right, and the one in front of them. "Looks like that practice came through!" Colleen says. "Practice makes perfect!" Jeff says. The cano-mutant army then goes running off. The camera then shows Muzzle, with his stoumach full. He then burps. "Well, looks like we took care of them," Rango says, "Good signing, mates." "Yeah, maybe we should start up a band!" Jeff suggests. "But, we'd need a name," Blitz says. "How about Ramming Jamming Rovers?" Colleen asks. 'It's a start," Jeff says, "Let's ride!" Colleen and Jeff then hop in the front row, with Spirirt and Star second, Buddy and Rango third, Exile and Muzzle fourth, and Shag and Blitz last. The ride then starts up, and they take off. As Jeff and Colleen put their hands up as they go up the first hill, Star says, "I think I'm going to be sick!" "Well, if you get sick," Jeff says, as the car rises in total darkness, "Throw up that a way." He then points to the right, away from all the Rovers. "No, I think I'll throw up straight ahead," she says, since Jeff is right in front of him. Jeff then hits her hand, and the two get in a little bit of a scuffle. "Uh, guys," Spirit says. "What?" Jeff asks inbetween slaps. "Here we go!" Colleen says. Then, the car speeds down the small hill, and makes a sharp turn. "Greach!" Star says as her lunch flies, at Jeff's head! "Yuck!" Jeff says as it hits his head. The show then jumps to the end of the ride, where Jeff is using a towel to clean off the splatter of his head. "Gut wrenching ride!" Spirit says, "But fun!" "It was gut-wrenching, and fun, but with this on my head, it wasn't as fun." "That was so funny!" Star says, "Gotcha!" "I'll get you back," Jeff challanges. "Sure!" Star replies, sarcastically. Then, the tourists then come back in. They then give a round of applause for the Rovers. "Thank you! Thank you! Be sure to buy some RR merchandise at your next visit to the Road Rover Store, 20 locations worldwide, the nearest in Los Angeles. And be sure to buy the super cool Jeff t-shirt!" Jeff says, "Let's go!" The show then shows the Rovers enjoying rides like the Carousel, Swiss Family Treehouse, Pincchio's Daring Journey, the Alice in Wonderland ride, and the Dumbo ride. "Well, we've had fun!" Star says. "And my neck is starting to dry!" Jeff says. "But, we've had enough slow rides for awhile," Rango says, "And since it's 5, mates, I say we get back to the big rides. "5 already?" Spirit asks. "Yup," Rango replies. "So, where should we go?" Star asks. Exile then points behind him to the highest rising attraction at Disneyland. "The Matterhorn!" they say simultaneously. "Exactly!" Exile says as they run off.
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The show then jumps to the Matterhorn, where the ten are now in line, reaching the front. Then, sudenly, Jeff gets a video message from the Master on his combination watch-video signal catcher. "Jeff, are you there?" the Master asks. "Hi Master," Jeff replies, "What's up?" "Get Shag to come here," he says. "Ok," Jeff replies, "Shag, over here!" Shag then walks over, and asks, "Rhat's rup, Raster?" meaning, "What's up, Master?" "Well, I'd just like to say good job so far," the Master says, "Over half of the cano-mutants have retreated from Anaheim. Some are still left, but just keep fighting!" "Re rill," Shag says. "Yes, we definetly will," Jeff says. "Good dogs!" he says as the signal leaves. The clock then reads "5:38 PM." "The lines keep getting longer!" Jeff says, "At least we're about to board!" As he says this, Spirit, Buddy, Rango, and Exile board the first car. "See you at the end!" Colleen says as the car enters the cave. Then, Jeff, Colleen, Muzzle, and Shag board the next car. "Have fun!" Star says as they enter the cave. Then, Star and Blitz hop in the next car, and right as the next two people are about to get in, the two famous cano-mutants come running up, leap over the gate and hold the attendant at gunpoint. Then, they manuevr themselves into the car, right behind Star and Blitz. "I hate my luck!" Blitz says as the two enter, and the ride starts up. As they enter the cave, the cocker spaniel cano-mutant pulls out his gun, and says his first line, "Cooperate with us, or we will kill you!" "Sure you will," Star replies, nonshallantly. She then bops the two on the head with her hand. "Grrr!" they shout as the car begins to speed up. At this point, the cano-mutant is about to blast the two, until Star spots one of the abominable snowmen in the ride coming up. She then shoots her gun at that, and tells the snowman to, "Pick up those two and show them the door!" The snowman then awakes, and picks up the two just as the coker spaniel tries to shoot Star and Blitz. The snowman then heaves the two out of the mountain, and sends them flying into the waters of the Storybook Ride. "I hate water!" the cocker spaniel says as he struggles to swim. "What a crazy day!" Star says. "You got that right," Blitz says. The show then jumps to a small food market in Fronteirland, where the Rovers are eating dinner, as the sun sets. "Ok, how's this?" Jeff asks, "We'll ride Big Thunder next, followed by our favorite rides. Agreed?" "Works for me!" Exile says. "Cool," Spirit says. "And, to maintain our TV-Y rating, we'll be sure to ride It's A Small World at the very end. Deal?" Jeff asks. "Deal," they agree, "But, what about the cano-mutants?" Colleen asks. "We've stopped them three times already," Jeff says, "Three out of three in fact. Four out of four should be simple!" "I guess," Colleen replies, "Let's go!" However, on their way to Big Thunder, they see Parvo walking towards Adventureland with 12 captives. Muzzle spots them first. "Ruh!! Ruh!! Ruh!!" Muzzle says, energeticaly. "What's up, Muzz?" Colleen asks. He then jumps towards the direction Parvo, the Groomer, the cano-mutants, and the captives went, away from Big Thunder Mountain. "That's not the way to the ride," Blitz says. "Well, I think that Muzz has seen something mate," Rango says. "Yeah, we must follow!" Jeff says. Then, as they turn the corner, Muzzle spots the group threatining some people in the Pirates Of The Carribean ride. "He saw Parvo!" Colleen says. Parvo, hearing the Rovers, turns to them and says, "I thought we took care of you back there." "You didn't," Jeff replies, "We're here." "You won't be for long," Parvo says. Then, as he prepares to shoot them, Buddy jumps at him quickly, and knocks the gun out of his hand. "Who are you?" Parvo asks. "Your worst nightmare!" Buddy replies. Then, as Parvo reaches for the gun, the Groomer tries to shoot Buddy, but Spirit comes in her way and knocks her down. Then, as she does this, Jeff says "Let's muzzle 'em, again!" Jeff and Exile then release Muzzle, and he gets some of the cano-mutants, either eating them or chasing them off. Meanwhile, the Rovers are struggling to keep the Groomer and General Parvo down. "We need backup," Star says. "You're a loser, dummy, know nothing, idiot!" the dalmation cano-mutant says to Star, who just came up from behind. "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!" Star says, as her face turns mad in hate. "Can you say, over the edge?" Jeff asks as Star lunges at the cano-mutants. The cano-mutants then look in shock as Star kicks one in the knee and punches the other in the stoucmach. The two then fall down, and run off. "That hurt!" the coker spaniel says. Star then turns and looks at Parvo, who is reaching for the gun. Star then growls again, and jumps at Parvo, and starts punching him, and the Groomer, as the Rovers look on. "Hey look, it's Muzzle Junior!" Jeff says. "Woah! You don't have to be so rough!" Exile says. "I like her when she gets mad," Blitz says. The Groomer and Parvo then run off out of the park. Star then says, "That was quite fun!" "And we got rid of the cano-muatants!" Spirirt says, "Good day! And let's end it with some fun!" "Cool," Buddy says. "Ret's ride!" Shag says as the Rovers head off. The show then shows the Rovers enjoying Big Thunder Mountain, Pirates Of The Carribean, The Tommorrowland Autopia (go-carts), the Enchanted Tiki Room, and favorites like Space Mountain, Star Tours, Indiana Jones, and the Materhorn. As Star and Blitz speed past the abominable snowman on the ride, they wink at the snowman, and the snowman winks at her, as it growls. Then, as the clokc strikes midnight, and Disneyland closes, the Rovers head out. "What a long day," Spirit says, "But it was a blast!" "Definetly a blast!" Jeff says, "And, how should we end it?" "I have an idea," Blitz says as he pulls out his radio, and sings:
Blitz: It was a long day, but it was real fun
Jeff: And it's sad to see the day done
Spirit: BUt soon, we'll be back, having fun all the day
Blitz: And solving more missions, on the way!
Shag then says, "Rhou rhe rower of rhe rack!" Followed by Colleen;'s translation, "To the power of the pack!" "Aarroo!!" the Rovers say as the show ends.