Where You'd Least Expect: Part 1 of 2 of the Royal Rover Series

*UPDATED SONG*

Jeff is super loyal, won't allow any crime (Jeff: Was I off?)

Rango has some super ears, they work any time! (Rango: A bit)

Star likes to wear sunglasses, annoyingness is her way (Star: Blitz was fine!)

The Jr. Rovers are a bunch, for awhile they will stay (Jr. Rovers: We did best!)

*SONG CONTINUES*

35 Dog Years Ago

(Yes, That's 5 Years Ago In Human Years)

The show begins with a picture of two large castles. The screen then shows a sign. The sign is saying, "You are now leaving Serda, welcome to Atilna!" And then yet another castle is behind this sign. We then go inside the building, where the rulers of the castles are talking. One set of rulers seem to be greyhounds, while the other seems to be collies. "It's the next generation in rulers of dogs," the greyhound male says. "Exactly," the female collie answers, "Jeff, Colleen, and Mars will be great rulers someday!" "Sure will," the female greyhound replies. The show then jumps to nighttime where the three young pupies are sleeping in a seperate rooms. One is lying alone, while one of the male greyhounds and the collie are lying together. All of a sudden, an explosion hits the castle. This wakes up the three dogs. The one sleeping alone is growling, and looking mad, while the other two have a look of shock on their faces. Then, a familiar face walks in. General Parvo! "Princess and princes of all doghodd," Parvo says, "You're mine!!" Parvo then puts the three unsuspecting dogs in a cage. He then plants a bomb in their room, and runs off with his new prize.

Present Day (35 Dog Years Later)

The show then shows the coast of California. Then, on a road next to it, there are the Road Rovers!! The Rovers are appearently chasing some cano-mutants, in a car version of the Power Rover. Star is now walking to the fridge. Inside, she notices that her Pepsis are missing. "Hey, what happened to my Pepsis?" Star asks. "Beat you to it," Jeff says, "Cherry Coke this week, reserved for me!" "Jeffy!" Star says, disturbed. Hunter then asks, "Jeff, could you get me a Barq's?" "Sure," Jeff says, slyly. He then goes to the refridgerator and gets a Barq's. He then walks back towards Hunter, but unaccedintaly drops it. "Ooops!" Jeff says. "I'll get it," Hunter says as he gets out of his seat. Jeff then jumps into Hunter's drivers seat. 'It's abut time I drove," Jeff says. "Just don't wreck it," Hunter replies. "I won't," Jeff says. The show then shows the cano-mutant car going around a turn. "I'll take care of these dogs, bad, bad dogs!" Jeff says. He then pulls out his shrinking gun and fires a blast at the cano-mutant car. "That pulls it down to size," Jeff says. "I'll finish 'em off," Star says. She then pulls out her mind-controlling gun and fires a blast at the very small cano-mutant car. "They're under Star's control!" Colleen announces. "For once, it's good for them to be in bad hands," Jeff says. "Don't cross the line," Star replies, "As for you can-mutants, go take a swim in the ocean." "Fair enough," Exile says, "Those little cano-mutants couldn't swim in the big ocean." "No way," Blitz says, "Now what are we going to do?" "It's your call," Hunter tells Jeff. "Well, it was so boring in Chicago, Kansas City, Dallas, Phoenix, and Denver, why don't we finally have some fun?" "I like that," Cody replies. "But, what should we do?" Lizzie asks. "Well, Waboo, this is your home. What should we do?" Jeff asks. "How about a little surfing?" Waboo asks. "Surfing, cool!" Hunter says. The show then shows a large wave coming up in the Pacific Ocean, and it seems that five figures are riding it. Once we get closer, Hunter, Jeff, Rango, Cody, and Blitz are riding the wave. "This is way cool, mates," Rango says. "Definetly!" Cody replies, "This is the most fun I've had as a Rover!!" "You mean Jr. Rover," Jeff corrects. "Are you in a bad mood today?" Cody asks Jeff. "I just want to have fun!" Jeff replies. "Well you better look out," Hunter says as Jeff is about to be wipedout. However, Jef cannot react quick enough. He is then wiped out, and thrown off his surfboard. The show then shows the Rovers coming to the shore, while Jeff is being thrown about the ocean. He finally arrives on land far to the left. "Well, that was fun," Jeff says sarcastically, "I guess I better join back up with them." Meanwhile, an old Jack Russel terrier is looking at Jeff. However, he is like Jeff, in that he walks and talks. "It couldn't be," he says, "Jeff? He escaped?" the dog asks to himself, "I better go talk to him." The dog then walks up to Jeff, and says, 'Hello." "Hi," Jeff replies, "Are you one of the Rover operatives? Nice to meet you!" "Not exactly," the dog replies, "What might be your name?" "Let's see," Jeff replies, "I'm called Jeff, Jeffy, Jeff Greyhound Rover, Jeff G. Rover, King Of Volatile Moods, and mate. Take your choice!" "I'll call you Jeff," the dog replies, "That's what your real name is." "Yeah, I guess," Jeff replies. "Come with me Jeff," the dog says, 'You have a lot to learn." "Are you sure?" Jeff asks. "Trust me!!" the dog replies. "Ok," Jeff says, "Just get me back by lunch." The show then shows the partially crumbled castles of Serba and Atilna. Parvo is currently talking to the Groomer. "This is where the rulers of all dogs lived. They were cano-sapiens, just like the Road Rovers. HOwever, I took care of the kings and queens, and even captured their children. Unfortunatley, their children eventually escaped, two very early, and one later. And now, they're all Road Rovers." "So, let me get this straight," the Groomer says, "Dog kind's rulers are Road Rovers, and they rule all doghood." "Not yet," Parvo replies, "These Rovers have no clue who they were, thanks to a little virus I gave them. And neither does dogkind. The only way for dogkind to know is to have paced their hands in the hub of intellengence, on this island. Which I am going to do." "What about me?" the Gromer asks. "And you," Parvo replies, "We'll have control over all doghodd, and what we'll say, we'll be carried out by all dogs, even the Road Rovers!" "Brilliant plan, gen'ral," the Groomer says, "With control over all dogs, we'll surely control the world!" "Sure will," Parvo says as we go to commercial break.

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The show returns with Jeff and the Jack Russel terrier still talking. "My name's Garrett," the terrier says, And I was the king and queen's major domo. I worked for both colonies, Serba and Atilna." "I wish I had a clue about what you were talking about," Jeff replies. "You will," Garrett says. He then tosses down a bomb like thing. When it explodes, the two cough and then see that what was around them ha changed. "What's this?" Jeff asks. The screen then shows the beautiful green castle of Serba. "This is your home," Garrett replies. Jeff then laughs and says, "Yeah! This is my home! And Star has a crush on Exile!" "Trust me," Garrett says again, "This is your home. You'll see." "I'm still not convinced," Jeff replies. "Fine," Garrett says, "We'll go inside." "But..." Jeff says, "They're probally are guards blocking our way and such." "They can't see us," Garrett replies, "This is the past." "Now this is getting really hard to believe," Jeff says, "You can just take me into the past?" "You'll see that this is no joke," Garrett says as he and Jeff enter the buiding. Inside, there is a long hall of pictures of dogs, but not just ordinary dogs, dogs like him, cano-sapiens. And the dogs also seem to be greyhounds. As he is admiring one of the pictures, Garrett says, "That wa your great, great, great, great grandfather, who stopped the great depression we were in." "This, a relative?" Jeff asks, "You've got to be kidding." "What do I have to do to prove it to you?" Garrett asks. "Have the king and queen tell me that I am indeed the prince of all dogkind." "You aren't the prince anymore," Garrett replies, "You're the king." "What!?!?!?" Jeff shouts. "Your parents and the parents of Colleen were killed long ago," Garrett explains. "How does Colleen come in to play?" Jeff asks. "It's time to find out," Garrett says. He then drops another bomb like thing, and now they are in a large room. In the room are the kings and queens of the two colonies, and three young dogs. "Who are they?" Jeff asks. "That's Colleen, daughter of the king and queen of Atilna, and there are you, and your brother Mars, the children of the kings and queens of Serba. Together you make up the royal legion of all dogs." "Ok, I'm on the way to being convinced," Jeff says. "And you will be after this," Garrett replies. Then, the Jeff's father walks over and picks up three lightsaver-ish things with the names Mars, Jeff, and Colleen on them. "It's time for the ceremony," he announces. "A wonderful day to do so,' Jeff's mother replies. Jeff's father then walks up to the sleeping Mars, and places the lightsaver like thing on Mas head. He then wakes up. Then, Jeff's father says, "Mars, you will be a great warrior. A warrior who wil fight for the safefty of our colonies, and one with a pure heart. You'll settle the disputes that sometimes come up in our species, and will marry a local girl greyhound." Jeff's dad then lifts the lightsaver-like thing from his head, puts it down, and picks up Jeff's. He then walks over to Jeff, who is lying by the side of Colleen. When he places it on Jeff's head, Jeff wakes up. He then says, "Jeff, you will also be a great warrior. Not as serious about it as Mars, but still a warrior. Your credits will be a good humor, braveness, strength, and loyalty." He then puts down Jeff's lightsaver-like thing. Meanwhile, in the present, Jeff is saying, "I'm convinced. Should we go now?" "Not yet," Garrett replies, "One more thing you must learn." The show then shows Colleen's dad with her lightsaver-like thingy. He then places it on her head and she awakes. Colleen's dad then says, "Colleen, you wil not be as much a warrior as Jeff and Mars. You'll be more a helper than a fighter. Still, when time comes you'll use your sper cunning and karate powers to get our colonies out of big jams." Then, Jeff's dad picks up Jeff's lightsaver-like thingy and puts it on Colleen, while Colleen's father puts Colleen's lightsaver-like thingy on Jeff. Then, simultaneously, the fathers say, "You two will be married, bringing our colonies together for once." Jeff, in the present, is shocked to hear this. "I'm destined to mary Colleen!" he shouts. "Yes," Garrett says, "You are. Once you are placed back into power on the island, you two will be the king and queen of all dogs, once you're married of course." "But," Jeff says, "Haven't humans already overtaken the island?" "No," Garret replies, "The only beings on the Earth that have knowledge of this island are Parvo and his army, myself, and now you." "This betrothing surprises me though," Jeff says, "Either our parents ahd a lot of free time on their hands or were obsessed with the movie The Lion King." "Both," Garrett replies. "So, what do I do now?" Jeff asks. "Take Mars and Colleen with you to the island. Defeat Parvo, and regain your rightful control of the dog world. You can gain control on one day only, which is today. So, you better hurry before Parvo does." "I will," Jeff replies, "But where's the island?" "Follow your heart," Garrett replies as he disappears. Jeff then looks around, and sees taht he's back where he was when he met Garrett. He then spots the Rovers and runs off to them. "Rango may know bout it," Jeff says as he thinks to himself. When he arrives, he says, "Hi guys, guess you were worried about me being gone for so long?" "Hardly," Waboo replies. "Huh?" Jeff asks. "You were only gone for bout a minute," Colleen says. "Oh yeah, I was just kiding," Jeff says, "Funny, huh?" "Jeffy, are you feeling sick?" Star asks. "Maybe we should get Jeff to a hospital," Exile suggests. "No, I'm fine," Jeff says, "If anything it's emotional strain." "Okay, sorta," Hunter says. "Listen, I need to go somewhere, and Colleen needs to come along," Jeff says. "Where are you going?" Lucy asks. "I'll tell you later," Jeff replies, "But it's an emergency!" "Why can't we come along?" Max asks. "'Cause it's for only two dogs," Jeff replies. "Just tell us," Hunter says. "No, I can't," Jeff says, "And I must be gone!" "Ok, I'll go," Colleen says, "You better explain it on the way, though." Jeff and Colleen then board the smaller Power Rover that is located inside the larger one, and take off. "He better have a good reason for that," Maxine says. "Oh, he does," Star says, "Jeffy always has good reasons for things." "Listen to Star," Rango says. "Actually, I was being sarcastic," Star says. "Oh," Rango replies, "Then don't listen to Star!!" The show then jumps to the island, where Parvo and the Groomer are looking at the hub. "At the precise time, when we place our hands inside, we will be given royalty over all dogs," Parvo explains. "What is the exact time, gen'ral?" the Groomer asks. "At midnight," Parvo replies. Parvo then looks at his watch that says the time is 9:00. "Three hours left," Parvo says. The show then jumps to the smaller Power Rover, where Colleen and Jeff are talking. "Ok," Colleen says, "Why did you bring me here?" "You'll find out in a second," Jeff says, "But I need to conact the Space Rovers first." "Why?" Colleen asks. "Mars needs to come on this mission too," Jeff replies. "Would you just tell me what it is already?" Colleen says. "Patience, patience!! I thought that Star had the super power super impatience," Jeff says. "I think we all do," Colleen replies. Jeff then picks up the radio and calls the Space Rovers. "Road Rover, Jeff to Space Rovers, do you read me?" Jeff asks. "Like a book, Jeff," Saturn replies, "What's up?" "We need Mars down here, you know, for his warrior like sense," Jeff replies. "Sure thing," Saturn says, "Where are you now?" "Off the coast of California," Jeff replies, "And hurry, we're running low on time." "Ok, we'll catch up with you in a few minutes," Saturn replies. A few seconds later, the screen shows the Space Rover plane just above the smaller Power Rover. "Well, Jeffy, they're here. Now will you tell me what were up to?" Colleen asks. "As soon as Mars boards the plane," Jeff says, "You're about as patient as a 3-year old waiting to get Barney's autograph!" "If the three year old has no taste, yes!" Colleen says. Seconds later, Mars is inside the plane, and the Space Rover plane disappears. When Mars boards, he says, "Hi Jeff, Hi Colleen! What are you two up to?" "Ask him," Colleen says, "He won't tell anyone it." "What are we doing, Jeff?" the both ask in unison. "We're going to try to stop Parvo from overtaking something," Jeff replies. "What might that be?" Colleen asks. "Us," Jeff replies. "Ok, us," Mars says, "How can he take control of us?" Then, out of nowhere, Garrett appears. "Hi," Garrett says. "Who are you?" Mars asks. "I am Garrett, former major domo of the kings and queens of all doghood." "Oh, I get it now," Colleen says, "But how is he going to take control of us?" "By the hub of intellegence," Jeff replies, "It has been rebuilt by Pavo, and on this night, he has the power to set all the dogs minds to believe that he is their ruler, when he really isn't." "Then, who is the ruler?" Mars asks. "We are," Jeff replies. "How can we be? We're just ordinary dogs! I'm from London, I've know that my whole live," Colleen says. "Correct, you are from London," Garrett says, "Parvo lost you when attempting to steal some pieces from the Royal Home." "But, Parvo was never our Master," Mars says. 'He wasn't for long," Garrett explains, "You two escaped from his evil clutches long ago, but Jeff was there for at least 10 dog years." "So that's why we do't remember it," Colleen says. 'Exactly!" Jeff replies. "But how can you be sure that we are, or will be, the kings and queen of all dogs?" Mars asks, "And why do dogs need one anyway?" "To help out dogs in times of trouble, to avoid the evil clutches of someone like Parvo, that's when we're in need," Jeff explains. "And," Garrett says, "From the blood I've tested on you three, your DNA looks very similar to that of the former kings and queens of Serba and Atilna." "What are Serba and Atilna?" Colleen asks. "Serba was the colony ruled by greyhounds, and Atilna was the colony ruled by collies," Garrett explains. "The two colonies were ruled by cano-sapiens, just like yourselves. And also, the two colonies never had any fights. So, when they saw that you two seemed to like each other when you were young, you're betrothed." "Who's betrothed?" Mars asks. "Jeff and Colleen," Garrett replies. "We're b-b-betrothed?" Colleen asks. "Yes," Jeff replies. Colleen then faints as we go to commercial break.

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The show retyurns with Jeff and Mars talking over the still body of Colleen. "I've finally done it," Jeff says, "I've fainted my girlfriend." "So, if you marry Colleen," Mars says, "What am I?" "I'm not quite sure," Jeff replies, 'I'd guess you'd kinda be like Scar in the Lion King. Hopefully you won't plan a coup, though." "No way," Mars replies, "So, will you still be a Rover when you become king?" Mars asks. "Sure," Jeff replies, "I may not have as much time, but if I'd leave, I'd miss Star's annoying, Exile, Rango, and Max for their friendliness, the other Jr. Rovers for the fun that they bring in, Shag and Hunter for their love of sports and friendliness, and...Blitz, Blitz, Blitz, I'll get back to you on that." "Well, how are we going to wake her up?" Mars asks. "Water," Jeff replies. He then runs and pours some water from the plane's fountain, and takes it to Mars. "You do it," Jeff says, "I'm not getting her mad!" "Oh, thanks," Mars says sarcastically. He then tosses the water on Colleen, and she wakes up. "Blimey!" Colleen says, "Did I have a weird dream! In it, this dog named Garrett told me that you and me are betrothed, Jeff." "It wasn't a dream," Mars says, "It's true!" "But, how can that be?" Colleen asks. "Our parents used the little diddies on us that set us for life. They give us goals, ambitions, and tell us who to marry," Jeff says. "Don't evry nice parents," Colleen says. "They were nice," Jeff replies, "Just liked to set what would happen to us." "We need our freedom!" Mars yells sarcastically. "Yeah, for freedom, vote me!" Jeff shouts. "I thought this was a monarchy, not a democracy," Colleen says. "Just kidding," Jeff replies, "I must be funny!" "Well, where are we now?" Colleen asks. "I think we're nearing the island, from what I know," Jeff says. "Why didn't you just ask Garrett where it was?" Colleen asks. "I did," Jeff says, "But he wouldn't tell me. He told me to "follow my heart," like some cheesy G rated movie or something." "Well, do you have any clue where this island is?" Mars asks. "No, IO don't," Jeff replies, "Rango time!!" Jeff then picks up the radio and radios the larger Power Rover. "This is Jeff, requesting Rango. Come in, Rango." "But what if he's not by the plane?" Mars asks. "Rango has some super ears, taht work anytime!" Jeff says, "So he'll hear it." Seconds later, Rango answers, "Hi Jeff! What's up?" "Can you hear Parvo?" Jeff asks. There is then a silence for around 15 seconds. Then Rango says, 'Yes, I do, mate. He's on an island in the Pacific." "Can you tell us what it's near?" Colleen asks. "It's about two hours directly west of the Maui coastline," Rango replies. "Thanks for your help," Jeff says. Then, Rango says, "Jeff, I heard what you said." "You did?" Jeff asks. "Yes," Rango replies. "Well, do you believe it?" Jeff asks. "I know you Jeff," Rango says, "And I know that you wouldn't just make up a story like that. So, should we come and help?" "Go ahead," Jeff says, "All you can do is help." "We'll catch up with you," Rango says. "Good," Jeff says, "Thanks for taking this so well." "Hey, what's to be ashamed of?" Rango asks, "You're the king." "Not exactly," Jeff replies, "I have to be married first." "And you will," Rango replies. "I know," Jeff says, "But I've got to go now. See ya in a bit." "Ok," Rango replies as he gets off the radio. "Geez, everyone's so talkative today!" Jeff says, "And so boring! It's not like I'm dying or anything, we're just taking back our rightful place." "It's probally shock more than anything," Mars replies, "I mean, Jeff, friend, cool guy, royalty? It probally just doesn't feel right to them." "Guess so," Jeff says. The show then shows the smaller Power Rover flying over their first vision of land since they saw Maui at least an our ago. "We're here," Mars announces. "We better get ready ready to fight," Jeff says. "If they mess with me," Colleen says, 'I'll just sick my boyfriend on them." "Me?" Jeff asks. "No, my boyfriend!" Colleen replies. "It's another dog!" Jeff says in anguish, "It's Hunter, isn't it?" "No," Colleen replies, "It's my weapon!" "Oh, phew! Now that's a relief," Jeff says. The plane then lands secretly on the north side of the small island. The Rovers then see the old, rotten castles, and the burned, dry ground, hardly covered with grass. "Wow!" Jeff says, "I'd never expect it to look like this!" "Me neother," Colleen says, "Even though Parvo destroyed this whole island, you'd think at least something would be left!" "Cats are messy, afterall," Jeff says. The show then jumps to the border of the two colonies, where Parvo and the Groomer are standing, waiting for the time to come. Parvo takes yet another glance at his watch. It says 11:57 PM. "We have 3 minutes until the ceremony!" Parvo shouts. "What do we plan to do with these dogs, gen'ral?" the Groomer asks. "We'll make a law that any dogs that aren't cano-mutants will be sacrificed," Parvo explains, "With that large an army, conquering the world will be easy as cake!" "This is definetly a major breakthorugh!" The Groomer says, "But why didn't you tell me about this before?" "I don't know," Parvo says, "Must have slipped my mind. All I know is that now that the hub of intellegence is back to its normal state, our plan to take over the world has reached its final climax!" The show then shows the Rovers sneaking up on the border of the two colonies. "There are Parvo and the Groomer!" Colleen says. "And they've got the hub, too," Jeff says, "That will light up in 30 seconds!" "What should we do?" Mars asks. "Well," Jeff says, "We don't have time to wait for the other Rovers, so we've got to do something quick!" As he says this, three cano-mutants appear out of nowhere. There are the famous dalmation and poodle, and the Irish Setter from "Man's True Best Friend." Seeing the three, they run towards them. Meanwhile, the Rovers are talking about their plan. "Mars, go up and distract Parvo, while Colleen and I will try and run a round back and perform the ceremony!" Jeff says. "Are you sure that will work?" Mars asks. "Just try it," Jeff says. As Mars runs towards Parvo and the Groomer, the dalmation cano-mutant reaches his hand in front of him, and pulls him up. "Mars!" Colleen shouts. This gets the other two cano-mutants attention. They then run up to Jeff and Colleen, and force them to drop their weapons, and capture them.

While being taken to a cell, the hub suddenly lights up. "It's time!" Parvo announces, "We are seconds from gaining control of the entire canine universe!" Then, the two place their hands inside the purple-lighted hub, on a piece of metal that has a picture of a dog on it. As they do, the light disappears, but its destruction is just beginning.

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The show returns with parvo and the Groomer talking. "Did it work?" the Groomer asks. "There's only one way to find out," Parvo says. He then walks into his car, where he adresses his dog, Greta. "Greta!" Parvo says. Greta then bows to him. "It worked!" Parvo announces, happily. "Dog kind is ours to rule! And world domination is seconds away!" The show then shows the larger Power Rover, where Rango is pioliting. Then, the Exile asks, "Where are we going?" "To stop Parvo from controlling all dog hood," Rango replies. "Parvo is our leader," Blitz replies, "We must not hurt him!" "Oh no!" Rango shouts. "He's taken control!" Or, has he? Read on in It's Our Right, the conclusion of my 1st season writing these episodes.