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"Now, time for our plan," Glenn says as Blitz is out of view, "Everything must be done quickly and effiiciently." Then, as Glenn exits the room, Star puts her head down in defeat, and then pulls out a picture of all of the Road Rovers from her wallet. She then holds it close. "I will never will let down my friends," she says. She then follows Glenn, thinking of some way to escape from this horrid predicament. We then go back inside the castle, and we see Hubert annalyzing the fur. "Hmmmm...." he says. We then jump over to the right, where we see Colleen and Jeff re-trying their luck at their recovered videotape. "And freeze it," Colleen says. She then enlarges the image once, twice, three times, until you can tell exactly who it is. Instantly, Hubert has also found out who it is. "Glenn!!!!!" the three say together. "That does make sense," Colleen says, "But as they say, he can knock us down, but we're up again, and he's never keepin' US down!!!" "Well said, love," Jeff replies, "Now off to find that Cousin of mine." However, just as Jeff and Colleen are about to go find Glenn, in coms Xander. "Hey guys!!!" Xander greets. "Hey Mister Xandman!" Colleen replies. "Colleen, I told you not to call me that," Xander replies. "Don't worry Xander, she just does that to all the guys," Jeff replies, "She's just teasing." "I know, but it's annoying," Xander says, jutting out his snout. "Oh well," Colleen replies. "Hey, have you seen Star?" Xander inquires. "Not lately," Jeff replies, "Why?" "Well, just wanted to make sure she was coming to the party." "Oh yeah, I forgot ALL about that party!!" Jeff says, "It must be about time for it start." "Starts in 15 minutes," Xander replies, "It's 11:15, you know." "Ok, we'll be right there," Jeff says, "And surely Star will come." "Well, if Blitz tries anything on her, he's a dead dog!!" Xander says, protectively. "I don't think you'll have to worry about that too much," Jeff replies, "Sure, Blitz can be annoying, a pain-in-the-neck, a pain the sie of Texas, but still, he respects Star." "Yeah, I know," Xander replies, "But you never can be too careful." "So true," Colleen agrees,. The three then head out to the party. We then head out to the party, where we see a ball like the one set up in New York up and everything. Meanwhile, all the Rovers (yep, all, Road, Space, Junior) are dancing, except for Jeff and Colleen, and of course Star and Blitz. Jeff and Colleen are searching around for some secret base of Glenn in the meantime. Also, all of the dogs from the community have gathered to enjoy the turn to 1998. We then go to the top of the ball, inside, where we see Glenn and company. Star and Blitz are at the back tied up to the wall. "11:55, sir," a cano-sapien says, "2 minutes until we begin going down." "Ok," Glenn replies. We then see all of the dogs gathering by the ball, waiting for it to signal the turn to 1998. Most of the Rovers have made their way to the front, because of their VID status. Xander then sees Colleen and Jeff emerge. "Looking for Star?" Xander questions. "No," Jeff replies, "For Glenn." "Why?" Xander asks. "I'll explain i in '98," Jeff replies, promptly. "Is cool (or as I say, 's cool)," Xander replies. Then, over the intercom, the Master says, "And down comes the ball!!" Then, up in the ball, that same cano-sapien says, "Down we go. 3 minutes until the plan begins." "Thanks for your help," Glenn replies. The cano-sapien then bows and walks away. Then, we jump ahead 2 minutes, as we see the ball coming ever so close to the bottom where 1998 awaits. We then jump ahead 40 seconds. "20, 19, 18, 17..." the Rovers say, awaiting 1998. "15 seconds," Glenn says, "Prepare everything." We then see many buttons pressed by the cano-mutants, as Blitz and Star hel-plessley watch. "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..." the Rovers say, but right as the ball hits the ground, a mysterious red light is released, Then, gas comes pouring out of it. Then, as the smoke clears, we see all the dogs lying down on the ground, asleep. "They aren't dead, right?" Star asks. "No," Glenn replies, "But if you want me to..." "No!!! No!!! Youve already done enough!" Star says. Glenn then smiles. "Is my exchanger here yet?" he asks. "Yes," his faithful cano-mutant says. We then see the Flying Felines as Glenn opens the door. "We'd like the Rovers," they say. "Done deal," Glenn replies, "But let me keep these 2," he says pointing to Star and Blitz, "And the 2 greyhounds, meaning the one in the wheelchair and the one next to the collie, who I also want to keep." The Flying Felines then gather together. "Ok," they say, "Here's $5000 to your royalship fund." "Thanks," Glenn says, "I will reward all cats for this." The Flying Felines then leave, and the door closes. "Why do you need us?' Star asks, "We aren't royal!!" "You know too much about me," Glenn replies, "I must keep you and Blitz for security purposes." Star then says, "You won't ever get away with this." "Watch me," Glenn says. The Flying Felines then return. "We have the 3 you asked for," they say, with Mars sleeping in his wheelchair and Jeff and Colleen in the arms of the strongest FFs. "Leave that 1 here, actually," Glenn says, pointing to Jeff, "I have a plan for him." "Allright," they say, putting Jeff down. "And..." Glenn says. "Yes?" he Flying Feline leader, K-C, yeah, that's his name, says. "Remove the locators from your Rovers," Glenn orders, "I want Jeff coming after these four, not those guys." "Will do," Rita agrees. "Nice doing business with you," Glenn replies. We then see a plane emerge from the ball, and it flies off, with Glenn and his cano-mutants, Colleen, Star, Blitz, and Mars all inside. We then see the sun up, and we see Jeff and the villagers waking up, all groggily. "Yaaaaaaaaaawwn, what a night!" Jeff says, smacking his lips. He then sees himself outside. "What am I doing out here?" he asks. He then sees his subjects outside as well. The, suddenly, thw hole memory of last night comes back to him. "Oh no!!!" Jeff says, "What happened to them?" He then sees the locators thrown to the ground. "This is horrible!!!" Jeff says, "I must find Glenn." The Master then runs out. "Jeff!!!" he calls. "Yes," Jeff replies. "I was indoors last night when all of that happened," the Master replies, "And I was able to avoid the sleeping gas sent out, so I saw what happened." "What happened?" Jeff asks. "Well," the Master says, "Right after you and the others passed out, the Flying Felines emerged. They then picked up yourself, Mars, and Colleen, and brought them to the ball. They then returned with you, set you down, and then they removed the other Rovers locators. They then picked them up and took off with them." "Wow, really?" Jeff asks, "Was Glenn behind this?" "I never saw," the Master replies, "But I wouldn't be suprised. He was the only one who made the trip that I didn't see at the party last night." "Then what is it up to me to do?" Jeff asks. "Tough question," the Master replies, "Well, I never saw Colleen's or Mars' locator removed." "Ah ha!" Jeff says, "Maybe they just forgot to remove then." The Master then holds him a viewscreen with his automatic locator board. Jeff then sees the many locators on the ground, but 4 locators far off. "Colleen, Star, Blitz, and Mars!!" Jeff announces. "Yes," the Master replies, "All in the same place. It has to be a kidnapping." "And that means that there were two kidnappings in one night. Tricky. Well, I guess I have a decision to make then." "You sure do," the Master replies. "But there is only one reasonable choice. I know where those four are, so I obviously must go after them." "Is there another reason?" the Master asks. "Yeah, but I think you can figure that on you're own," Jeff replies. "That I can," the Master replies. We then see a white and red plane flying across the screen in the middle of a blinding snowstorm. Inside are the Flying Felines, fighting. "I get the bounty off these Rovers!" K-C exclaims, "I'm the leader." "You're also a show-off, total loser, and punk," Psycho says. "Am not!!!" K-C replies. "Are too," Psycho replies. By then the other Flying Felines have gotten up to break up the fight. Then, once they do, they see a mounatin right in front of the uncontrolled plane. In shock, they say nothing. K-C then quickly grabs hold of the controls, and the front part of the plane misses it, but the back, where the Rovers are, hits it straight on. The plane then brakes in half; the Flying Felines on one side of the mountain, the Rovers on the other. We then go down on the Rovers side, where we see taht the part of the plane has, luckily, landed in a tree. Why? Because, le's face it, they can't die, they're heroes, and we don't want to lose our TV-Y rating. Inside, the Rovers are acting like trapped monkeys. 'Cause they're trapped, and part of the Flying Felines neurotic plan was to sell them to the Southwest China Zoo and Tea Shop as mopnkeys for bounty. Yeah, the idea's stupid, I just made it up for a laugh. Then, as we enter and see the cano-monkeys, they awake from their slumber. "You can stop shouting," Buddy says groggily. Oh, sorry, like I meant to anyway. 'Some people..." he says. He then looks at himself, and sees taht he is dressed in the most peculiar attire. "If this is someone's idea of a laugh, ha ha, ha," he says. Someone? How about incredily inventive genius? And the audience!! Related to Ben Stein? I thought it was funny! He then looks around, and sees all the RRs, Jr. RRs, amd SRs (don't you just love abbrieviations!), but the 5 who are other places, are dressed in the same thing. "Oy, I'm haviing George of Jungle nightmare!!" Exile says, 'I'm Ape!!" "For what?" Spirit asks. Ben Steins. "Good one Spirit," Xander replies, "Almost as witty as me." "How come she gets all the compliments?" my darling yet different dog Lizzie asks, "What about me?" We then hear cricket chirps and pencils drop as they think of something to say. Sweet voice time! Look at her? Isn't she cute? "You're...cute," Max says. Uggh, not from him. Lizzie then shoves Max, showing that el nerd should refrain from calling his sister cute. "Darn right!!!" Lizzie says. Meanwhile, the other caged monk, I mean, cano-monkeys, are working on a plan to free them from certain death. No, hold on!!! Not death, just pain! "How should we get out of here?" the wise and innventive Wyboo asks. "Got me fooled," Rango replies, "From what I see, were stuck..." His words are interrupted by a plane, flown by that darling cousin that everyone wants to have as a relative, Glenn. Glenn the enters. "Hello monkeys!!!" he says. The Rovers then growl at Glenn. "Well, just wanted to come for another one of you Road Rovers," Glenn says, "The only one that could ruin my plans by hearing evrything." Rango then lowers his head. "Rango!!" Glenn then grabs his keys, runs to the cage, opens it, and grabs Rango. Rango then removes his monkey head. "Don't worry guys, I'll be back!!" he says. "Yeah, we know," Colleen says, as the Rovers remove their monkey suits. Then, as Glenn heads out, with Rango behind him, Rango secretly takes his keys from out of his pocket, and throws them to Julia. "Good luck, mates," he says, leaving.
1 Day Later
We then see a lane flying over a sign saying Welcome to Northwest Territories, Canada. In it is Jeff. "After following them all the way to Asia, they better be up here!!!" Just ahead, we see Glenn and Mars, Colleen, Rango, Blitz, and Star all in the plane. One of Glenn's cano-mutants then takes control of the plane as Glenn comes back to talk with teh Rovers. "This is your last chance to give in!!" Glenn warns. "Never!!!" all five say together. "Have it your way then," he says, to the chained up dogs, "Remove you locators." The dogs then remove their locators from their necks (those collars), and hand them to Glenn. "I can't believe that I have to give up my own collar!!" Blitz whines. "Just give it to him," Star replies, "Then nobody gets hurt." "Thanks," Glenn says, "This will make excellent bait." "Bait for whom?' Mars asks. "Jeff," Glenn replies. Colleen then gasps, and cries into her hands. "I've decided to not outright kill you five," he replies, "Just make you sufer in the far north. However, Jeff, must die!" Colleen then continues crying into her paws, then wipes them off on her shirt. Mars then pats her back, knowing how desperate the situation is. Glenn then says, "Out you go!!" as twenty cano-mutants with guns unchain the Rovers and make sure that they exit without doing anything. The Rovers then exit, and stand out in the freezing cold, knee deep in snow, still surrounded by cano-mutants. Glenn then moves his robot friend into a smaller plane running along side. "Remember everything?" Glenn asks. "Yes, I will not fail you," the robot says. "Thanks," Glenn replies. "You're welcome," the robot replies. Glenn then hnds him the locators. "Hang on to these!" Glenn says. "Sure will," the robot replies. The robot then re-starts the plane. Glenn then re-enters the plane, calls in the cano-mutants, and they leave to the east. The robot then heads south, the opposite of the way in which the Rovers came, yet straight towards Jeff. Jeff, in his plane, then sees that the five are headed towards him, or so it seems. "They're coming my way!!" Jeff says. He then speeds up, seeing as the dots get closer, closer, and closer to the middle, where he is. Then, it says 100 feet and closing. He then unbuckles his seat belt, rolls down the window, seeing a plane coming to his left. As it gets to 25 feet, he gets up in his seat. "20....15...10...5," he sees, and then he jumps out, and lands on the nose of the plane. He then moves his way to the side, where he kicks open a door, and jumps in. He then spots a pile of locatirs in a seat next to an unseen flyer. "Huh?" he asks. The pilot then turns around. "Welcome Jeff," the robot says, "Your time has run out!" He then pulls down a glove compartment, and in it is a bomb, 3 seconds til it explodes. Jeff then looks at it, runs, and dives out of the plane just as it explodes. He barely misses the explosion, but is caught in the aftermath of flying objects. He is hit by a wheel in the head, and feels his knees buckle as he hits the ground. Then, after everything has fallen, Jeff tries to come to his feet, and doesn't succeed. He then ees two wolves come up, and they recognize him. In a language Jeff learned, the wolf says:
"Jeff, king of dogs, is that you?" "Yes," Jeff replies. "We thought you were," the other wolf replies. "Can you help me?" Jeff asks, "I have lost sensation in my legs." "We will help you with that," the wolf replies, "We have herbs for that sort of thing." "Thanks," Jeff says, "You don't know how much that would mean to me." "Hey, it's cool," the wolf says, 'But why exactly are you here?" "Long story," Jeff replies, "Now I must find my friends." "Colleen and the others?" the wolf asks. "Yes," Jeff replies. "We know where they are!" he replies. "Really?" Jeff asks. "Yes," the wolf replies.
2 Weeks Later
We then jump to near where the plane crashed, where the Rovers have escaped from the plane due to the keys, and have removed their monkey suits. They all look very much thinner, and most are lying down in the snow. "I can't belive we've survived out here!" Spirit says, "With as little as we've had." "Hey," Buddy says, "I want to know how my Broncos did!!" "They probally got beat by the Chiefs," Cody says. "Hopefully not," Buddy replies. Then, a plane comes up. "Who's it now? Spirit asks. Hunter then emerges from the plane. "I'm okay now!!" he says, "All healed!" "That's great!!" Spirit says. "And now, I will free you all from this painful predicament."
1 Week Later
We then see the Rpovers moving around the RRHQ, all healed, all looking mighty fine. "We're looking good again!!!" Spirit says, "But where are the others?" "They will return...someday," the Master says, "But I don't think it will be soon. Trust me, Jeff, Colleen, Mars, Rango, Star, and Blitz will never, ever, ever give up." "I know," Spirit says, "So it's just us now?" "Just you for now," the Master says, "But it shouldn''t be long." We then head up north, where we see Jeff being followed by the two wolves. "Thanks for everything guys," Jeff says, 'The herbs, the tips, but now...I just can't go on." Jeff then collapes into the snow, almost nothing working right now, and very slender, to the bones. Then, two polar bears come up, along with three other objects. "It's hard to get use to this cold," a familiar voice says, "Yet how romantic!!" The three then are about to head into a dwelling, but they then see the fallen animal. "What's that?' an English-voice asks. She then gets closer to Jeff, and we see that it's Colleen. Jeff then awakes. "Colleen?" Jeff asks. "Yes," Colleen replies, "I knew that you'd find us." "Is it Chiefs-Packers?" Jeff asks. "No, Broncos-Packers," Colleen replies. "Shoot," Jeff says. He then falls back into his slumber. Star and Blitz the emerge. "He's not all there," Colleen says to them. She then motions to the polar bears. "Take him in," she says to the polar bears, as our story ends wih a huge cliffhanger.
To Be Continued...
Who will take over the reign? Will Jeff and friends ever make it back to the Road Rovers? Find out in a few months!! Til then, enjoy other new RR stories w/o these 6.