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The show begins with a sign that reads "Welcome to Yosemite National Park." Then, a teal car goes racing by, followed closely by a red car, also known as the Burrow Rover. Inside, are the Road Rovers (of course!). "How long have we been tracking down these cano-mutants?" Colleen asks. "Longer than I can stand," Exile says, "Why don't we give them a little blast?" "Works for me!" Colleen says. The Burrow Rover then pops up to reveal a cannon. "Eat lead, cano-mutants!" Exile says as Colleen blasts the bullet, and the teal car blows up. "That's taken care of," Jeff says, "Let's head home." Jeff, Spirit, Rango, Buddy, Exile, Blitz, Shag, Colleen, Muzzle, and Star then howl as the Burrow Rover turns into a plane, and flies away. The show then jumps to the RRHQ, where the Rovers are in the briefing room, preparing for a talk with the Master. Suddenly, the Master enters, and says, "Rovers, I have some special news to tell you, about one of you." "Who?" Rango asks. "Star," the Master replies. "Me?" Star asks, "What did I do?" "A lot," the Master says, "And that's why you're getting this." "I don't follow," Star says. "And you don't lead either," Exile says, "Hunter does. But, he's gone. I miss comerade Hunter." "Don't worry Ex," Buddy says, "We'll get him back." "Yeah, as soon as we can stop Dumb & Dumber from turning him into some evil cano-mutant," Jeff says. "Didn't that happen before?" Colleen asks, pointing to Blitz. "It did?" Jeff asks. "That was the worst day of my life!" Blitz says, "I almost became evil." "And that wasn't the first time nut boy almost became evil," Exile says. "I'm not suprised," Jeff replies. "Now, back to the subject," the Master says. "Oh yes," Spirit says, "What is the deal with Star?" "You know how your currently homeless," the Master says. "Yes, and I despretly need one," she says. "Well, how would you like to live with the big man himself?" the Master asks. "The guy on the Mr. Clean bottle?" Star asks. "No, the president," the Master replies. "Would I? You bet! I'm absobloomintuley excited!!" Star says "That's my line," Colleen adds. "Oh well, I recycle other quotes," Star says, "And thanks, again!" "No prob," the Master says, "And Exile brought up a good point. Who should the leader be?" "Do we really need one?" Blitz asks. "Yes," the Master replies, "But if you don't want one as much, you could switch off." "Works for me!" Exile says. "Sounds cool," Jeff says, "So, who's up first?" "How about Shag?" the Master asks, "He never seems to do much, and I think he'll be elated to be the leader." "What do you say, Shag?" Colleen asks. "Ruhray!" Shag says. Which is Horray!" Colleen translates. "Cool," the Master says. "Now, we need a mission," Star says. "And I have just the one," the Master says. "It seems even more cano-mutants are in the northern and southern parts of California. The major bases are currently just outside of the small town of Mariposa, and near Anaheim." "So, in other words," Colleen says, "They're near Disneyland and Yosemite National Park?" "Correct a mundo," the Master says, 'Two places worth saving. "I know one place not worth saving in Burbank, and if they go for it, I ain't stopping them," Exile says. "And we all know what it is," Jeff says. "What?" Spirit and Buddy asks. "We'll tell you later, mates," Rango says. "So, where should we head first?" Star asks. "Mariposa," the Master says, "There is a larger base there, and more cano-mutants already are running amok. In Anaheim, there are few, and they aren't doing much." "Then we definetly should hit Mariposa first," Buddy says, "Let's go." "SHag, do the honors," Colleen says. "Ralright," Shag says, "Ret's rit rhe rroad rrovers." "Let's hit the road, Rovers!" Colleen translates, followed by an "Aarroo!" from all of them. The show then jumps to the runway exiting the RRHQ. Then, all of a sudden, the Power Rover flashes by, and then hits the air. Meanwhile, inside, Shag is flying. "Raybe rou rouldn't ret re ry," Shag says. "What did he say?" Buddy asks. "He said, Maybe you shouldn't let me fly," Colleen translates. "Then who will?" Spirit asks. "I will fly," Exile says, "I am very good at flying planes." "Rhat rorks," Shag says as he gets up, and lets Exile sit down and take over the controls. As Exile sits down, Shag runs for the fridge, to claim the Coca-Cola. Jeff, does the same, and is one step ahead of him. "Not this time, chubby!" Jeff shouts as he runs for the fridge. As he gets there, he tries to open it, but doesn't before Shag gets there. Shag can't seem to stop and runs right into Jeff, who winds up in Shag's hair. "Ri'm rucky," Shag says, his version of "I'm lucky." As he opens the door, Jeff hops out, and looks shocked at what he sees. On the first shelf, as usual, it reads "Reserved for Star," and has a 12-pack of Pepsi on it. On the second shelf, a bit of a surprise, it reads "Reserved for Rango," and has a 12-pack of Barq's on it. "You figured it out, huh?" Jeff asks Rango. "Sure did mate!" Rango replies. Jeff and Shag then drop their mouths when they see that on the third and final shelf, it reads "Reserved for Spirit," and has a 12-pack of Mr. Pibb on it. "Who told Spirit about this?" Jeff asks. "I did," Star says. "I knew it would be you!" Jeff says angrily. "Woah, you seem pretty mad," Star says. "I am!" Jeff replies. "Then, you can share mine," Star says. "No way am I going to share with a backstabber!" Jeff says. "Well fine, then you can just go thirsty," Star says. "Fine!" Jeff replies. "Fine!" Star says. "Looks like they got into a bit of a fight," Colleen says. "What else is knew?" Exile asks, "Weird girl and Argue Boy always fight!" "But...not like that," Colleen says. "True," Exile says, "Hopefully they aren't too mad at each other." "I hope not," Colleen says. The show then shows the plane flying over the sleepy little town of Mariposa, California. "You said you've visited this place before, right?" Spirit asks Jeff. "Sure have," Jeff says, "It's a nice town." "Cool," Spirit replies. "I think we've found the base," Rango says, "From indications, a large pack of cano-mutants are gathered about 45 minutes from where we are. In fact, their near..." "Yosemite National Park!" they all say. "Exactly," Rango says, "Looks like we're going back again!" "Allright," Blitz says, "I love nature!! Especially the giant sequioas!" "Maybe we should go see them, for Blitz," Buddy says. 'Yeah right," Exile says, "If you think so, your weird boy too." "I guess I am," Buddy replies. The show then shows an abandoned cabin, just out in front of the plane. "They're right there," Rango says. "Ok, I will take care of them," Exile says. The plane then dips, and lands right next door to the cabin. The ten then exit the plane, and wait outside to decide what the plan is. "So, what's your plan?" Star asks Shag, the leader for the day. He then whispers his plans to Star, too quiet for us to hear. "That's good!" Star says, 'You should be the leader more often!" "So, what's the plan?" Jeff asks. "Rou'll ree," Shag says, his version of "You'll see." The show then does that snazzy "R O A D R O V E R S," thing, and then we see Star, dressed in a Pizza Hut uniform. As a cano-mutant opens the door, she says, "Here's your pizza." "Ruh?" the cano-mutant asks. "It's a special treat," Star replies, "For a special guy!" The cano-mutant then chuckles, blushes, and takes it inside. As he opens it, a bomb is show, with 1 second left until it explodes. "Enjoy your meal," Star says, on a recording, as the bomb explodes. "Rou rhe rower rof rhe rack!" Shag says. "To the power of the pack!" Colleen translates, "Aarrooo!" they all say as they head back into the Power ROver. Then, inside the Power Rover, Rango asks, "So, are we n to Anaheim, mate?" "Sure are," Exile replies. Suddenly, they get a message from the Master via the view screen. "Helo Rovers!" the Master says. "Hi Master," Colleen says, "Why'd you through us a line?" "I just wanted to say thanks for your good work just then." "Well, thanks!!" Spirit replies. "And that was a masterful plan, Shag," the Master says. "Rowww!!!" Shag blushes. "Yeah, it's like Max Senior," Jeff says as Shag blushes some more. "Precisley," the Master says, "But the situation is getting worse in Anaheim. Cano-mutants have been reported in downtown Anaheim, and around Anaheim Stadium and the Pond. We have a feeling that their spot of destruction will be..." "Disneyland!" Jeff says. "That's right," the Master replies. "Disneyland?" Blitz asks, "What's that? They're's not anything like that in Germany." "Ever seen a Disney movie?" Spirit asks. "Oh yes, I've seen Lady & the Tramp and 101 Dalmations, in real life and in cartoon." "Two of the best!" Star says. "Nope, the two best!" Colleen says. "And I especially love Lady & the Tramp!" Jeff says. "Me too," Colleen says. "Well, this is the first theme park for that company," Spirit explains. "Oh, that is cool," Blitz says, "Can we go?" 'Possibly," the Master says, "But get there as quick as you can." "Don't worry," Exile says,"We will stop those crazy cano-mutants again." "Good," the Master says, "So long." "See you later," Colleen says as the image goes away. Then, some mumbling can be heard from the back. They then notice that it's Jeff and Blitz. "Ok Blitz, $30 says the Giants win the series versus the Marlins," Jeff says. "No, I'll take nothing less than $50," Blitz replies. "You shouldn't bet," Spirit says, "That sets a bad example for the viewers at home." "Somone's watching us?" Blitz asks, "Oh, get me a mirror! I need to make sure my fur is perfect!" "It's sticking up," Jeff replies, jokingly. "No!!!" Blitz screams as he spits on his hand and pushes it down. "So, is it a bet?" Jeff asks. "Deal," Blitz replies, as the two shake hands, with Blitz's wet hand. "Yuck!" Jeff says, "I have Blitz spit on me!" "Look on the bright side," Exile says, "Now we can use the drool to determine if weird boy has rabies." "I do not!" Blitz replies. "Just kidding," Exile says. "Good for you, Exile," Blitz says, "I was about to bite your tusshie!" he says simultaneously with Colleen. "You're as easy to figure out as Hunty!" Colleen says, followed by a quick "Oops!" "Oh, I miss Hunter," Exile whines, "Wah! Wah! Wah!" "Seems they were good friends," Buddy says. "We were best buds," Exile replies, "But now he is bad guy." "We already told you, Exile," Jeff says, 'We're gonna get him back. Maybe not today, but soon." "I wish I had your optimism," Exile says, "Something Hunter had a lot of! Wah!" Of course, during this, Exile is flying the plane, and it is swerving back and forth as he cries. "It's ok, mate," Rango says, "Just try to relax." "That is not so easy to do!" Exile says as the plane is starting to swerve down over Hollywood. "Ahhhhh!" Blitz shouts as he jumps into Shag's hands.
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The show returns with the plane still headed downwards over West Hollywood. Then, as it breaks open a water tower, it begins to head up. It then goes up over the "Hollywood sign hill," and as it comes over on the other side (okay, lesson in LA! West Hollywood is seperated from LA and the rest of Hollywood by the Hollywood sign hill. The sign faces LA and the rest of Hollywood. How do I know? Went there this summer! Nice place! Back to the script now...), and barely misses knocking off some letters on the HOLLYWOOD sign. "Well, we survived," Buddy syas, "But don't look down!" "Woah!" Star says as the plane zooms over Los Angeles. "I hate this!" Exile say in fear as they pass barely over the Hollywood Bowl, making the orchestra's music fly everywhere. "Just keep flying, and don't look," Spirit says. "I will try," Exile says. Then, the city disappears. "On to Anaheim!" Colleen says. "We survived!" Exile says happily. Then, seconds later, the plane lands in a fielded area. "So, where are we?" Blitz asks Shag as they exit the plane. "Re're rright routsride Risreyrand," Shag says. Blitz then says nothing, but turns to Colleen and she says, "We're right outside Disneyland." "We are?" Star says, "Can we go, please, please, please?" "Rell, Ri ruess," Shag says. "But, the Master hasn't told us about any cano-mutants there," Jeff explians. "We might find some there," Spirit says, "And I really want to go." "Ro, rhat rro rou rhink?" Shag asks. "Let's go!" Jeff says, after pondering it for a minute. "Yes!" Star says. "This is totally neato!" Exile says. "Ralright!" Shag says as the ten run off to Disneyland, with Muzzle trailing them. Then, Blitz suddenly says "Stop!" and they do so. "Should we let Muzzle go?" Blitz asks, "All he does is hop around slow." "I think he should," Jeff says. "As do I," Colleen says, "Be nice to Muzzle. After all he's been through, you should show some kindness." Muzzle then hops around happily, as Blitz says, "Ok, I guess the little Muzzle dog can go." "Row, rou re rhave rany roblems ranyrore?" Shag asks. "I think our problems are solved, Shagster," Jeff says. "Not exactly," Exile says. "Rhat row?" SHag asks as Jeff looks along. "I need to use the little dog boy's room," Exile says. "Hold it!" Jeff says, 'We'll be in the park ina few minutes." "If you say so," Exile says. The show then jumps to the ticket line, where the Rovers are next to buy their tickets. As the two people head on, Jeff asks, "So, who's paying?" He then sees sixteen paws pointing at him. "Me?" Jeff asks pathetically. "Yes," Star says, "It's your turn." "I knew you'd say that!" Jeff says, angrily. "Hmmph!" Star says as she turns away from him. "10 Disney one-day passports, please," Jeff asks the sales person. "Ok, that will be $435.65," the lady says. "Great," Jeff says as he hands over the money. "Thank you," the lady replies. "Yeah, yeah," Jeff says as the ten walk inside. They are greeted by a band playing "Just A Spoonful Of Sugar." As they pass by them, Star hums the song out loud. "Are you going to do this all the day long day?" Jeff asks. "Yeah!" Star says, "That's a great idea!" "Just shoot me!" Jeff says, "Ok, here are your tickets." He then hands out the nine, keeping one for himslf, and says, "Hey, there's one for everybody," and "Cool it guys!" Then, as thy all get them, Shag asks, "Rhat rare re riding rirst?" "Good question," Spirit replies. "Yeah," Buddy says. "Well, we need to ride a ride that fills up quick," Jeff says as they begin to pass the Disney Railroad and enter Main Street U.S.A. "That would include Space Mountain, Matterhorn, Big Thunder Mountain, and the Indiana Jones Adventure." "Indiana Jones!" Star and Spirit reply together. "Is that a deal?" Jeff asks Shag. "Ret's rrol," Shag says. "Cool," Jeff says as they head towards the Adventureland area, where it is located. They then arrive, and walk through the empty part of the line, as Star hums "Oh I Just Can't Wait To Be King!" They then reach the line, and a nearby sign reads 45 minutes until the adventure begins." "Oh great!" Buddy says. Jeff then looks at his watch, and it says "9:15 AM." "Well be there by 10," Jeff says. "That's a long wait!" Star says, "But I hope it's worth it." "Probally is," Spirit says, "Or there would be fewer people in line." "Good point, comerade Spirit!" Exile says. "Geez, I just keep getting flashes of brilliance!" Spirit says, "It's amazing!" "Well, if you get anymore, tell us, we've got a good long wait ahead of us." They then enter the part of the line with wood above, that leads them into the cave, where the ride begins (true details).
15 Minutes Later
The Rovers are now in the cave, and are about 30 minutes from the start of the ride. Star is currently doing her humming job, humming "Out There," from Hunchbac of Notre Dame. The other Rovers also appear bored, except for Rango, who is joking and laughing with the people behind him. "Hey Rango, how do you get so many friends? I never thought you to be a comedic dog," Jeff says. "Oh, hi Jeff, these are some good folks from my home town, Canberra, Australia." "Oh, then g'day to you mate!" Jeff greets, "Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" "Stereotypes!" the women replies, with an Australian accent. "Well, keep having fun," Jeff says, as he shakes his head, and takes his place at the front of the line.
15 Minutes Later
The Rovers are now at a lighted up place, where they are seeing a video clip, describing the ride and its background. "This is officially boring!" Spirit says. "I know what you mean," Buddy says, "Major boredom!" "How much longer?' Star asks Buddy, painfully. "Well, it was 9:15 at 45 minutes, so now that it's 9:45, it should be about 15 minutes to go." "Ok," Buddy says. Rango, menawhile, is continuing to joke with his friends. "Why can't I entertain anyone like that?" Jeff asks. "Try me," Spirit says. "Ok, what dog is always a model, as in showing off clothes?" Jeff asks. "Dunno, what?" Spirit asks. "A doll-mation! Get it, dalmation, doll-mation! Isn't it so funny?" Jeff asks. "Sure," Spirit says as she walks on up. Jeff then puts his hands on his hips (his sign of frustration), and asks Colleen, "Have I lost it?" "Naw, that one was just old," Colleen replies. "Oh," Jeff replies.
15 Minutes Later
The Rovers are now at the end of the line, where they are ready to board their car. They are now waving "Bye!" to the car and dropping some lines. "Fasten your seatbelts!" Exile says. "And be sure not to look into the eyes of Mara!" Jeff says. "We won't," a teenage girl with blond hair replies. "See ya!" Spirit says. Then, their car pulls up. In the first row, Colleen takes the wheel, with Jeff next to her, then Muzzle, and then Exile. In the second row, Star moves to the far inside, followed by Spirit, Buddy, and Shag. Then, in the last row, Blitz moves to the far inside, followed by Rango, and his two friends. "Who let Colleen drive?" Exile asks. "I did," Jeff says, "Don't worry, it will be fun!" "I hope so," Blitz replies, as he bits his paw nails. Then, the car moves forward, into the three gateways. One leads to seeing what's in the future, the next to riches, and the last to death. "Please, let us get riches," Blitz says. "Riches?" Jeff asks in shock, "I want future! Then we can see if me and Colleen will have a kid." "I'd like to see taht too," Colleen replies. Then, the voice says, "Your destiny lies in the sight of the future." Jeff and Colleen then trade high-fives. "Ok everyone, cover your eyes," Colleen says as Mara beckons, "Look into my eyes." "Ok," Blitz says as he looks up. The car then turns, and Mara's voice rings out, saying "You have looked! Now you will die!" "Oh great, who looked?" Spirit asks. "Okay, I did," Blitz says. "Blister!!" Colleen says, frustratedly. "She asked me too," Blitz replies. "He'll believe anything," Exile says. The car then speeds around, as Indiana Jones voice says, "Hurry up!" "Don't give Colleen any ideas!" Rango replies. The car then speeds down into a low part of the ride, where the car stops by a snake. The snake then pops its head at Exile and Shag. "Drive Colleen, drive!" Exile shouts, as the car takes off. It then speedss past a falling draw bridge, and avoids a laser from Mara's eye. The car then speeds off into the darkness. As it does, it passes through a rain storm, and the twelve get totally wet. "Oh no, I'm all wet!" Blitz says. "And I hate the smell of wet dogs," one of the Australian ladies says. "Hey, live with it!" Jeff says. The car then approaches Indiana Jones. "Cool, looks like we're getting out of here!" Star says. However, they then notice a boulder speeding towards them. "Oh no!" Exile shouts. The car then goes down under the boulder, and winds up at the exit. "Phew!" Jeff says. "Now, we must never let Colleen drive again!" Exile says. "Oh, whatever," Colleen says. "That was fun though," Spirit says excitedly. "It was a blast!" Star says, "That 45 minutes was not a waist!" "I agree, mate," Rango says. "As do I," Jeff says, "Cool ride!" Then, Jeff asks, 'So, what's..." "Wait!" Rango screams. "Rhat's rup?" Shag asks. "Parvo, the Groomer, Hunter, and a load of cano-mutants just entered," Rango says, "I heard it all." "Do they know that we are here?" Colleen asks. "Not that I've heard," Rango says, "In fact, no, the Groomer just said Do you think the Rovers are here? And Parvo, said Probally not, all the better." "Where are they?" Jeff asks. "They just entered Main Street, U.S.A," Rango replies. "Should we go?" Exile asks. "I'll go," Jeff says, "And, why don't I take Colleen, Shag, Spirit, and Buddy. You others stay back." "Why didn't you pick me?" Star asks. "Because we still have a grudge," Jeff says as he and the others walk away. "Man!" Star says, "Oh well." She then strats humming "Hakuna Matata," as Rango rubs his head in pain from all the humming. "Should we go on?" Blitz asks. "Why not!" Star says, "With the locaters, they know where we are always. So, what's next?" "Well, how about Splash Mountain?" Rango asks, "It's hotter than it is back home right now, so why don't we cool off?" "Good thinking, comerade Rango!" Exile says, "I like rides where you get wet!" "Let's go!" they say as they run off. Meanwhile, Spirit, Buddy, Shag, Jeff, and Colleen are spying on the oncoming pack. "Out of the way!" Hunter shouts as scared guests run off. Then, Colleen pops out. "Hunty Wunty, a pleasure to meet you again!" Colleen says, "Not!!" She then fires her "Boyfriend" weapon at him, and he catches it, and falls backwards. Then, the Groomer and Parvo begin shooting at her, so she dives back away. As the blasts continue, Spirit grabs her new blaster, picks it up, and firest a yellow blast at them. As it hits them, the blasts subside, and they drop thir guns. "Boy Parvo," the Groomer says, "I am very tired." "I am too," Parvo says, "But...we...must...keep...fighting." As he says this, he hits the ground asleep, as do the Groomer, Hunter, and the cano-mutants there. "Good day!" Spirit says. "Cool blaster!" Buddy says, "So, does it make people fall asleep?" "Yup," Spirit replies, "And I love it!" The show then jumps to Splash Mountain, where the five are getting ready to board the ride. "Umm, excuse me, sir," the attendant says to Rango, "But you can only have four beingns on the ride, and you have a party of five." "Oh, Ok," Rango says. He then turns to them, and says, "Someone's going to have to sit this one out." "Blitz!" Exile and Rango say. "How about this?" Star questions, "I'll ride with Blitz, and you three, meaning you Exile, you Rango, and you Muzzle, can ride together." "Works for me!" Exile says. "You mates mind yourselves, though," Rango says. "We will," Star replies. "Good," Rango says. Muzzle, Rango, and Exile then hop on the ride, and say "See you at the end!"