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WHO?: Exile, the well-spoken one. Ok, maybeskis not. But a homie? Yes, comerade, that he be. Exile is a good friend to all the Rovers, though he and Blitz do have their scuffles. We first saw this youngster out of Siberia as a sled dog. But he has risen from his humble beginnings to come to RRHQ with stories of the Cold War, borscht, and more. What will be his memory? Probably the song that he once sang about Russian names. You can hear that at Variety Meal, if you do not have virgin ears.
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WHERE DOES HE RESIDE: With the Russian president, who is now Vladmir Putin. Exile made major news on December 31, 1999 when he interrupted Boris Yeltsin's leave of office speech by knocking over the television camera and proceeding to lick it. Don't say it didn't happen, I saw it. It was on CSPAN2.
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BEST TALENT: Besides his penchant for friendless, Exile has some powerful eyes. He can use them for a variety of things. He can freeze people, cano-mutants, or objects with them, can use this to see very far, and can use 'em for lazer vision. Basically, they are the Swiss army knife of eyes.
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BREED: Exile is a Siberian Husky. Yep, they make 'em blue some places.
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ET TU, COLLEEN?: Colleen and Exile are comerades, but it is hard to picture these two as lovebirds. Would it upset Exile if he loved her and didn't receive it in return? No way homeski. Exile loves this land, almost as much as he loves the motherland.
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